Techsmith314
@techsmith314.bsky.social
Canadian - Just trying to make some harmless fun for the internet while I'm here. Content creator on Twitch, TikTok, YouTube, Patreon, and more
Why haven't we invented laser glasses that automatically evaporate rain drops so us glasses-wearers can enjoy the rain
Today on stream I am gonna be playing "Shadowman" A game that came out in 1999 that I played on release day Does it hold up? Not sure! But I sure as fuck am gonna find out. Journey to the past with me! twitch.tv/techsmith314
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Hey folks! I'm doing a bit of Fast Food Simulator today Really reminds me of my days back working in real fast food at McDonald's and A&W in Canada back in the early 2000's High pressure, high stress, low pay, gotta study for that grade 10 pop quiz tomorrow twitch.tv/techsmith314
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If it were more commonly accessible I would totally wear RGB clothing and I know that makes me a bad person, but you gotta understand that if I could take a pill and walk around looking like I just turned super saiyan with power waves coming out of me, I'm the kind of sicko that would do that.
Good morning folks! Gonna start Sonic X Shadow Generations today I don't really know much about sonic other than I just watched the movies the other week But I like the little blue guy that goes fast, and the game is supposed to be great, so let's give it a shot! twitch.tv/techsmith314
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Legitimately a fantastic game. I enjoyed streaming it and folks enjoyed watching it but I would have loved this game even if I had played it offline purely for my own enjoyment
If you've enjoyed Cryptmaster, please consider sharing the news. Despite an IGF award, a 95% Steam rating and a free demo, the game has gone mostly unnoticed by both press and players. It's not just a typing game and there may still be people out there who would enjoy it!
A ghost movie where a person dies and their ghost wakes up and is immediately surrounded by a billion billion dinosaur ghosts and the person realizes they are no longer at the top of the food chain I call it Jurassic Parkergeist
A toothbrush but instead of a brush at the end it has an AI-controlled little hand with brushes for fingertips that you stick in your mouth and let that thing just go to town
Hey there bud, have a real good christmas there eh? Or yknow, any old kinda day there bud. Just hopin ya have a good one Or, as the kids say: Have a skibbidy rizzler no cap!
Been watching all of the Star Trek series and just finished episode 1 of Enterprise I love all star trek, especially all the theme songs, but man that Enterprise theme song is a friggin STINKER. Gimme back my horns and strings and NO ONE SINGS DURING A STAR TREK INTRO YA FRICKS
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Hey folks! Today I am trying out Infinity Nikki on stream! It looks too-cute to be taken seriously, but the joke's on them because I happen to love Spy x Family and think Anya Forger is the cutest gosh dang person ever BRING ON THE CUTE AND ANIME AND OUTFITS twitch.tv/techsmith314
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Join us on Dec 19, 6am PT/2pm GMT for the Monster Hunter Wilds - Pre-Launch Community Update! The Community Team will be joined by #MHWilds director Yuya Tokuda to discuss the improvements & adjustments in the works for launch. youtu.be/tWqiYSA-t8E
Monster Hunter Wilds - Pre-Launch Community Update
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New Helldivers 2 enemy faction shadow-dropped during last nights game awards! Milton and I are gonna check it out today, gosh I love an excuse to go back to that game DEATH, FREEDOM, AND MORE DEATH! twitch.tv/techsmith314
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Turok and Onimusha blows my mind, these are some of the real golden oldies coming back!
Doing one more day of Path of Exile 2 before I move on to more variety of stuff for stream! I currently have a level 25 witch, 24 sorceress, 22 warrior, 22 mercenary, and another 22 sorceress and I'm pretty sure this game is gonna be my obsession until Monster Hunter Wilds twitch.tv/techsmith314
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I've said it on stream but here is the official announcement! I will be teaming up with 3 other content creators to raise money for Hope For The Day! We will be driving mental health awareness and support, December 15th, aiming to raise $30,000! (can you tell which one is me in the image?)
Good morning folks! Today on stream I will be using the digital audio workspace called "FL Studio" to make a "Tech Jam" (this is just a music track with audio clips from my steam in it for some laughs) It's super easy to make a silly little song, so come on over and learn! twitch.tv/techsmith314
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Everything is either uphill or downhill Think about it, no two places are at exactly the same height, and no flat surface can be perfectly flat. Everything is either uphill or downhill. Hell, your feet are on two different god damned hills!
The night is dark and deep The people they but sleep A morning moon A rising sun The Gamer marks them and swears "one more run" The people wake from their slumber The world rocks as they creak and lumber The people toil And pay no mind To The Gamer who needs no sleep while on the grind
Good morning folks! Gonna be playing some Path of Exile 2 on stream today YES just like every other streamer and their mom The difference here though is that I'm really cute twitch.tv/techsmith314
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Hey there bud that there Path of Exile 2's a pretty good game there bud
Did I stay up past my bedtime fishing in The Angler? Why yes I did and I FRIGGIN CAUGHT BIG LARRY (This is a cheap phone camera picture of my steam deck screen in bed I'm an old man)
Hey folks! Today we are going to continue more of Cryptmaster but then we will be hopping over to some really great new DLC for theHunter: Call of the Wild New park, new dog, new guns, and skeet shooting! Come on over and check out the great #sponsored stuff! twitch.tv/techsmith314
I think part of the magic of snow is that it makes the night so bright. No more shadows for monsters to hide in. All the majesty and beauty of the night with none of the terror.
So, my favourite monster in the Monster Hunter series is Nergigante. Is there any chance he comes back for Wilds, or was he a "World's only" kinda guy? Also, what's your favourite monster based on aesthetics only?
Happy Thanksgiving to the folks that celebrate it down in the USA! For stream I will be playing Cryptmaster! Apparently it's a weird little adventure where you get to SAY or TYPE words and the words have some sort of big effect? Sounds weird, let's try it! twitch.tv/techsmith314
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You too can shake your very own rat! Check out #RATSHAKER on Steam today! store.steampowered.com/app/3290710/... #indiedev #unreal #ue5 #gamedev #unrealengine #unrealengine5
Another Tuesday, Another Baldur's Gate 3 day! Gettin REAL close to the end of the game. I have been playing this game for so long I don't remember what Tuesdays are like WITHOUT Baldur's Gate 3. Let's push on through this last bit and tie a bow on this story twitch.tv/techsmith314
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Today on stream I will be giving a squirrel a gun I am the squirrel I am also the gun Nothing could go wrong twitch.tv/techsmith314
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