On track to get home THREE HOURS after I left St Kilda.

The trains aren't running and my body hurts and I'm so hangry

It's weird when people bristle at the idea of abolishing billionaires. Are you a billionaire? Is your mum one? Why do you care? It would be good to abolish billionaires. More money for public services, less money for them to buy rape islands.

There’s been a lot of census chat for trans folks here and I really like the clarity of this: there are two ways to be counted as trans, one of them which doesn’t require you provide your ASAB but, if you’re a man or woman, does require you saying explicitly that you are trans.

Let's be very clear. What Amnesty have done here isn't just bad for the trans community. This is bad for every single persecuted minority in the world because they have shown that money and threats will remove opposition to persecution. Think about it.

Got an email about a uni assessment, skimmed it and triggered an absolute meltdown, five minutes later reread while fighting off dizziness only to realise I'd misread it and everything's fine. I'm extremely normal.

I tap my Roz and move her into the Attack position, then use Maris's ability to avoid damage on my next turn

marlo@marlo.ooo · 3d ago

chat they made something in real life that i swear to god would be a shitpost i could have come up with almost a decade ago and i need people to mail me packs immediately as little gifts. do you know how badly i need 1993 Daphne on a trading card with her lil choker and flower skirt

Join us on Saturday 5th September from 7pm at The Thornbury Theatre for an evening of musical anti-fascism headlined by Montaigne, with support from locals Lily Morris, Bec Sykes, TNS, and The Iron Bark Brothers. Link to tickets below.

Had a little survival nap, only to be screamed awake by my elderly cat demanding treats.

casualties of language

It’s really starting to grind me down

This is going to make it very difficult to know which sports we should ban them from.

Kat Kerlin@katkerlin.bsky.social · last wk.

Some avocados are female in the morning and male in the afternoon, while others are on the opposite schedule. This helps them avoid self-pollination. How do they do it? A @ucdavis.bsky.social study explains. www.ucdavis.edu/food/news/st...

Got that pesky essay finished and submitted! I'm taking the rest of the day off to pretend I don't have any other deadlines.

Booked myself in for a cheeky little tattoo on my birthday tee hee 👉😊👈

Hrmm... I've got some mixed feelings about the partial bird corps I found on my door mat. Either one of the feral cats I feed left me a gift, or one of my neighbours put it there to send a message.

reading another terry pratchett and remembered i started this fan comic and should finish it ssssoonish

Hannah Vardit@hannahvardit.bsky.social · 7mo ago

on accident this one-page fan comic became a three-page fan comic this is just how my life is i guess

While I understand old books get destroyed all the time, I also think it's fine to get mad at the AI guys for doing it. You can get mad at the AI guys for any reason. It's allowed

Blow up the pokies

💜 phonakins 🍉🌲@phonakins.com · last wk.

But a fake casino in GTA is the problem

Woke up exhausted with a throbbing headache 👎

I wanna dye my hair.

Had to go and root through the recycling bin to try to prove to petcircle that part of my order wasn't delivered 😭 all sorted now, but holy mackerel

There are two wolves inside of you. Also two sheep, a giraffe duo, two iguanas and a pair of fleas. Noah has made a horrible mistake.

You don’t want hands free driving, you want trains. You want trains you want trains you want TRAINS

Oh these are defs gonna be used against protestors lol

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · last wk.

Schools are adding pepper-spraying drones to help combat active shooters The plastic, non-lethal aircraft, which can smash windows and ram attackers will be at the ready at certain schools in Colorado, Florida and Georgia www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2026/...

Today is a write-off. No essay work started, no motivation, gonna let my brain rest today. I have tomorrow and Friday to get it done.

I bought strawberry milk poppers 🧃 for, y'know, portion control, but I am STRUGGLING against my desire to drink them all at once.

Strawby milk

quel ennui!

Misremembered how much my internet bill was by $5, so it looks like I'll be relying on phone data this fortnight.