Croix S. Almer

@tehweenus.bsky.social

Furry Artist. He/They Therian ΘΔ. Follow at your own peril. https://www.furaffinity.net/user/tehweenus

I made the comment "I'm back with cherry tomatoes" when I was on a call and bringing back some snacking tomatoes and someone said it was like getting back together with an ex and then I drew it and this is it.

Bill announcing "I'm back with cherry tomatoes" and he has his arm around a tomato-themed dog . Like he has green hair like the top of a tomato. He's red like a tomato. That is the joke I think. Is this funny? I hope so.

my penis has a stand called 『 I Believe In A Thing Called Love 』, and the way it works is that if you see my penis, any memories you have of ever having sucked cock are replaced by artificial memories of times you sucked my cock instead. anyway,

well, i've got a small vaccine list. i'll put a little time into polishing it up and recommend strategies for spotting it. anyone who wants it can come ask and i'll forward them the accounts to inspect.

there are like six tracers that follow me and i wonder what that experience is like. like... they must see me post about it. do they get anxious about it? do they even realize someone knows? weird situation. i'd love to educate people, but i also do not want that heat.

a friend pointed out to me recently that i depict Raichu like an older brother, and there is truth in this. Raichu is like an older brother to me, who is also romantic with me and makes me kiss his taint.

It was just a simple wish, I thought as I wrote the words on the paper: "a life without worries," before throwing it into the well where Jirachi is said to collect them every few hundred years. I simply went on with my life after that, letting the days slip...

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