Did i ever post the old joking/not joking nsfw alts for mouse avenue #Avenaked
Sumi 🟥
@trilosukda.bsky.social
He/they 30+ yordle obsessed Be wary, depraved furry nonsense ahead. Proceed with caution!! 18+ ONLY 🔞 MINORS DNI #SumiComms for the clean art #SumiCommsNSFW for the lewd and kink art
MINIS 5 (featuring body swapping) (and double dicks) (and is a commission for @stormyascent.bsky.social)
Jacks plushie with good features like swappable goggles, removable coat, gigantic ass made of weighted material, and Smells:TM:
Don't mind Rambley's complaining, I'm just downloading some ~important~ updates
Love me some daily life hyper. Living with a cock too big to handle, balls too fat to walk properly.
I should get involved in more TFs. And weirder TFs. Seeing art from Cherrypie makes me feel like I'm not who I should be, and actually I should be an immobile plush of anything else.
Hexplorer Teemo 💙 Suddenly, I'm craving cheese puffs #yordle #teemo #leagueoflegends
A gearsage and chief mortarfire sharing a body, Jokul & Lasker are an extremely adept duo even with their peculiar circumstance. Jokul makes the weapons, while Lasker wields them better than anyone! Also nicknamed "Jacks" collectively. INCREDIBLE comm by @donutskunk.bsky.social !! #SumiCommsNSFW
www.furaffinity.net/view/65894782/ I Like You Cause You Got That Something That I Need That I Like That I Need So ( Cause You Got That )
comms still open im rly hoofin it now, 3 are projected to be done by tmrw but im still open cause i havent made rent yet!!! fug!
This is going to take a while. All that and their guts are still stretched so tight. Plenty of time to argue about whose fault it is though, between their straining grunts and the sound of the loudest dumps you've ever heard. Art by @kokorodoll.bsky.social #SumiCommsScat
Okay the big shit yaoi thing was a joke. Apparently August 1st is also Yaoi Day because of something to do with 801 being read as shorthand for yaoi in otaku circles. So that means KledxElmott old man big shit is canon and permanent.
Happy Hyperscat Day. Hyper Happyscat Day. Big shit yaoi.
This is going to take a while. All that and their guts are still stretched so tight. Plenty of time to argue about whose fault it is though, between their straining grunts and the sound of the loudest dumps you've ever heard. Art by @kokorodoll.bsky.social #SumiCommsScat
DWG Kennen 💙 He's firing his W, lol #yordle #kennen #leagueoflegends
Oh I'm definitely in too deep. I started nicknaming my alters after IPS-N frames.
Getting to play a session of Lancer last night after months without reminds me that I am in fact going through withdrawals.
I think I'm starting to really figure out who my alters are. They're interesting. I feel more comfortable with their depictions in my mind than most fursonas I've tried lol.
Lasker is very careful about their butt, and manages to avoid breaking things anyone else with an ass that fat would've broken instantly. Jokul doesn't care. Things get crushed under their ass when he's in control so often, it's impossible to tell whether it's intentional or accidental.
Tanuki Transformation for @trilosukda.bsky.social
I keep playing Look Outside, and with each run, I love it more. It's a harrowing game in a lot of aspects so I know it will likely never have the notoriety of other indie greats, but it's one I think everyone should play as long as they can. No shame if you can't handle it, though. It's intense.
Okay, I'm done crashing out. It's time for bed. Hoping to wake up to some good news.
They call our ass a door breaker, but other nicknames include couch crusher, seam ripper, steamy swampy wobblewagon, and a lot of much less savory ones usually heard muffled under our aforementioned door breaker et al.
I saw a post that said something along the lines of "if you're a shortstack less than 10 feet tall you're not hot." Maybe the single funniest post I've seen all year, almost certainly not on purpose. How insecure can you be?