I finished reading a romance series and I’m devastated there aren’t more books in it, it was so fun
Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan
@tellingetienne.bsky.social
E/em or they/them. 40s, queer, kinky, fat, disabled. Skeets are often NSFW. I write erotica, both original and fan fiction. https://ao3.org/users/tellingetienne
my dream in life is to have a kitchen large enough for all the small appliances i desire
griffin and i made sesame tofu tonight and fuck!! fuck!! thank u woks of life thewoksoflife.com/sesame-tofu/
Sesame Tofu - The Woks of Life
This Sesame Tofu is deliciously savory, crusted in sesame seeds, pan-fried until crispy and golden, then tossed in a sweet sesame sauce!
thewoksoflife.com
the problem with liking small indie authors is desperately wanting a good production audiobook and knowing how difficult and expensive that could be for them
My old phone case broke and griffin got me this for my birthday and gave it to me early it looks SO good on a purple phone
no cheating post your lockscreen. Featuring art by @/oddthesungod.bsky.social of my Rook, Madoc Mercar
no cheating post your lockscreen
so i do in fact have one of these bad boys! now i just have to sit and wait to hear back from my doctor to know literally anything else about it
JUST TO CLARIFY if i was going to have a brain tumor everyone says this one is the one i want to have since they usually don't even need to treat it as it mostly just messes with fertility. i am not worried and my doctors are not worried and it's not like potentially cancerous or anything
fresh tattoo sunburn feeling is giving post heavy flogging/impact play energy
August is fat liberation month AND my birthday so unlearn some Fatphobia for me and hype up your fat friends.
Once again I am asking zofran so save me before a commute 😭
The grape jelly meatballs are real I promise. They featured at nearly every house play party I attended in my hometown.
The thing about me is that I absolutely want there to be a sex party potluck recipes cookbook even though I am told it will be pretty much all 7-layer dips and crockpot dips and crockpot grape jelly meatballs, at least in the US midwest. Can you imagine the FetLife research project, tho.
BPAL has a TVL line and I am laughing bc I am deeply allergic to Armand. frankincense AND musk? i can't breathe i'm dead
funny how you can meet someone randomly online and they become such an important part of your life
MRI complete. Time to get a fancy bakery treat and drink to celebrate handling Tube Time with IV like a pro
I did not introduce you to the new dumb baby gryphon mascot I've created. Still nameless. I'll have them (and more) available at Eurofurence! So.. It's crunch time. Expect streams because I need to finish a few pieces for the Artshow as well as work on commissions. Thank you for sticking with me!
what i learned from this bouquet is that i am WILDLY allergic to zinnias
Zinnias!
I resisted the urge to take a car to work today only to get stranded a mile away from the bus stop bc my ride share scooter broke down. Rip.
It’s my birthday in like two weeks but I hate the number I’ll be. Not bc it’s older but simply bc it’s a number that does not please me
if you'd like to read this on ao3 archiveofourown.org/works/89439906
New Session | Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
Big Girl Words www.shousetsubangbang.com/mirror/big-g... 🔞T4T (genderqueer/trans woman) original ageplay (and daddy kink), 11.5K, rated E ☀️Original BDSM setting ☀️Public kink ☀️Gods, storytelling, and acceptance ☀️Melody has to use her words to get what she wants
BY THE WAY: you can donate at many hospitals and medical centers, particularly the larger ones. My local one books online for established patients, and I just signed up for tomorrow.
yikes
Popping a zofran before I leave the house and praying. 🙏 😭
Frost and Vapor. Swans flying over the Skagit Valley, originally photographed this winter. Mixed media cyanotype on gampi paper, gilded and hand-painted in aqua bronze.
Griffin is reading an earc of Chimera and it is making me so mad I can't engage much with horror. It sounds like I would enjoy it.
Griffin made this with two of the heirloom tomatoes and FUCk it's good
Paneer Korma | Paneer Kurma Recipe By Swasthi's
Paneer korma also known as paneer kurma is a super delicious dish where paneer is simmered in a thick and fragrant gravy
indianhealthyrecipes.com
Did I spend 27 dollars on heirloom tomatoes? I did and we’re going to feast on tomato based foods this week
mary and i are watching maruice tonight and goddamn hugh grant could get it (honestly he still can)
look sometimes you want the consistency of a product at a chain restaurant
Riffed on this: 12oz protein pasta, almost a whole quart of grillos, green onions, fistful of bacon crumbles, 8oz ham, 8oz cheddar cheese, lots of fresh dill. eyeballed dressing, leaned heavier on yogurt but it had a decent amount of mayo, and lots of paprika instead of a lil cayenne
Dill With It: The Pasta Salad Pickle Lovers Can’t Resist
This Dill Pickle Pasta Salad is loaded with crunchy pickles, cheddar, bacon, and a creamy homemade dressing. Tangy, fresh, and perfect for BBQs or picnics!
budgetbytes.com