THIS IS WHY THE CLASSICS ARE BETTER BY THE WAY

//beetlejuice voice NICE FUCKIN WEBSITE *honk honk*

???

//Seeing evie like a spamtenna thread feels like this (endearing)

//Never ask tenna to do anything is the lesson

//did i ever mention i gave adult gabi EGOs once

were in truble

* 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢'𝚛𝚎 𝙶𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝙲𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚗 𝚄𝚙 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝙻𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚜 .@ofbrokenhopendream.bsky.social · 2d ago

* w * What do you mean you can't find them ??

I cantfind them

* 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢'𝚛𝚎 𝙶𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝙲𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚗 𝚄𝚙 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝙻𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚜 .@ofbrokenhopendream.bsky.social · 2d ago

[ NC?? ] * Did you ever check the contracts ?

[ NC? ] (SINCE WHEN WERE PIPPINS LIKE THAT?)

* 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢'𝚛𝚎 𝙶𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝙲𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚗 𝚄𝚙 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝙻𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚜 .@ofbrokenhopendream.bsky.social · 2d ago

* ... there's nothing wrong with wanting to crave attention, you know ? * Most Pippins tend to be very "yes sir, thank you sir," but ... * You're a lot more humane, for a lack of a better term .

Theres red thread all over Mike's room! Uh oh.

What ever.

─ ๋࣭ ✦.【 𝕸𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐎 𝕮𝐀𝐍𝐄 . 】@dogsins.bsky.social · 3d ago

  Kris used to use my cable `n pretend they were walkin` a dog. So. Woof woof. :3  

YOURE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT

─ ๋࣭ ✦.【 𝕸𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐎 𝕮𝐀𝐍𝐄 . 】@dogsins.bsky.social · 3d ago

  Still a dog. Woof.  

ADULT.

─ ๋࣭ ✦.【 𝕸𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐎 𝕮𝐀𝐍𝐄 . 】@dogsins.bsky.social · 3d ago

  Dog*, luv.  

Grown man

─ ๋࣭ ✦.【 𝕸𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐎 𝕮𝐀𝐍𝐄 . 】@dogsins.bsky.social · 3d ago

  I'm a tiny ol` woggy with me woggy tail and woggy ears `n woggy paws. <:33333  

LIES

─ ๋࣭ ✦.【 𝕸𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐎 𝕮𝐀𝐍𝐄 . 】@dogsins.bsky.social · 3d ago

  I'm jus` puppy. <:3  

THERE IS NOTHING BUT EVIL IN YOUR HEART

─ ๋࣭ ✦.【 𝕸𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐎 𝕮𝐀𝐍𝐄 . 】@dogsins.bsky.social · 3d ago

  Awe, ol` Telly's upset, aye ? I didn't do anythin` wrong now. ✦【 There is the slightest :3 face. This bastard. This evil creature. 】  

YOU ARE A BAD PERSON. YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON YOU KNOW THAT

─ ๋࣭ ✦.【 𝕸𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐎 𝕮𝐀𝐍𝐄 . 】@dogsins.bsky.social · 3d ago

  ✦【 There is the yelling. He is snickering. Walking away now, there's his taunting. 】 ✦【 He tells anyone ans all of TV World thinks he's having an episode ( again ) . 】  

WHATS THE POOOOINT OF THIS

─ ๋࣭ ✦.【 𝕸𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐎 𝕮𝐀𝐍𝐄 . 】@dogsins.bsky.social · 3d ago

  ✦【 Peeking by a corner. There's that smug smile. 】 Remember, Tenna. ✦【 Accent drop. 】 

>

QUEEN@cyberrulez.bsky.social · 3d ago

Oh My God

When Spamton first heard Ramb talk he actually gagged

WELL, guess that adjourns it. ( standing up and snapping his briefcase shut ) ( it was empty anyway ) Good talk, folks!

MR ANT TENNA.@tenpmprogram.bsky.social · 3d ago

[ Getting up and leaving the meeting room ]

[ Getting up and leaving the meeting room ]

ACE OF PENTACLES@bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 3d ago

Fffuck… Stay back… I DON’T WANNA FUCK YOU… ( clutching his head ) AGH…!!!!

THERE ARE CLIENTS. WE HAVE PEOPLE FROM CYBER CITY HERE.

ACE OF PENTACLES@bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 3d ago

I feel it starting

HOW DO YOU WAKE UP EVERYDAY AND FIND THE GULL TO SAY SHIT LIKE THIS TO ME IN THE MIDDLE OF A DAMN MEETING.

ACE OF PENTACLES@bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 3d ago

As a straight man it’s so weird when you see a hot guy and instantly go into heat

SEE I'm not the only one onto it.

//i wanna do a thread where he's dreaming and you can see it on his screen ...........but of what

If MY Ant is short for Anton is woman me's Ant short for Anita

( and then weird al screaming. )

( door shuts behind them and hearts float out of the room and sims woohoo music plays along with cartoon fight noises like bongos and a slide whistle and a bike horn )

[ Does not understand the severity of this at all ] What!? Is it so wrong to be wanted that much!?