Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming https://theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nefarious-plot-to-undergo-years-of-m-1850433563/
Terri The Tangela
@territangela.bsky.social
✨ 34 ✨ | 🔞 Minors will be blocked DNI | She/They | Just a humble cephalopod cruising through this ocean we call life.
When GTA6 comes out the first thing I'm gonna do is find and suck off some male hookers. Then I'm gonna go home and play the game.
Whycome all the Petra Parker comics are Petra dealing with transphobia? Like, these are obviously written by trans and trans adjacent writers so what's with the non-stop feelsbad?
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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When I pass away, I want my tombstone to read, "GG. Go next."
Ya know, if I were a force user in the Star Wars universe...my signature ability would be Force Fem.
Gonna make my dating app profile read, "Mediocre in bed but the best friend you'll ever have."
Went to a gay bar dressed like this and only got hit on by straight guys.
I wish @shenanigansen.bsky.social a very nice gender exploration arc.
Chat, my Lyft driver turned his whole body to look at me, giggled and asked how I was doing. He flustered Might peg him later.
What do we think, friends. Is this work appropriate attire?
Hey, friends. Looking for some assistance getting a car. Not looking for anything fancy or new. Just something that can handle a 20, 30 miles every now and again and maybe a big trip once or twice a year. I ain't got no money but can try to make something work if needed. Just hoping for some help.
Hey, friends. Looking for some assistance getting a car. Not looking for anything fancy or new. Just something that can handle a 20, 30 miles every now and again and maybe a big trip once or twice a year. I ain't got no money but can try to make something work if needed. Just hoping for some help.
It's 2026. If your pants aren't pissed, you're just living in the past.
"Verify your age" I once made a cassette tape that was just Usher - "My Way" from the new CD on repeat to play on my mom's car on our trip go Six Flags one summer as a kid because it didn't have a CD player.
Orloft!@egglaying.pro · 2mo ago"Verify your age" I watched Pokémon: Indigo League with my brother on Kids' WB
Faced my worst betrayal upon learning that trickle down economics isn't what happens when I pay people to piss on me.
No one in the ATLA universe would want to fight if you could just bend the cum out of their balls.
Does anyone else see a TV show or something that's like, "FX Presents .." and then go "Marvel Comics" just out of habit?
#MarvelRivals Storm and Hawkeye need a rework...
Throwback to when I used to show everybody my tiddies. Oh wait...
Every day I wake up and I'm a little sad because robots would much rather have sex with us instead of being used for murder and war. :c
#MarvelRivals voice lines but replace 1 word with Goon.
Marvel Rivals is a very fun game in which you can be made to fill a healer role and watch your 2 counter picks to Ultron die to Ultron non-stop and then blame you for losing the match. Sorry, friend. Me keeping you alive for another 5 seconds isn't going to fix that 14% accuracy.
(Me, peeing for a solid minute): They call me 1 gallon Terri.
I DON'T WANT EVERY MULTIPLAYER GAME TO BE PVP! Every time I see a cool ass idea and then it goes, "PvPvE" I'm immediately removed from any sort of interest. Game devs, you can just make your cool ass game with deep combat and mechanics PvE. It's okay! People will play it!
