DO YOU REMEMBER

The rise of petplay is directly linked to the suffering economy and lack of disposable income allowing many to adopt the pets they wish to, thus leading to one or both members of a relationship to fill a now empty role, in this essay I will-

People wonder why so many trans people like Sonic as if his villain isn't literally named "Eggman" smh

Star wars porn parody where the woman's supposed to get facials by a bunch of stormtroopers but they all keep missing her face

Need another trans person I can gossip with, I'm looking for a tea4tea relationship 😔

Went to a gay bar dressed like this and only got hit on by straight guys.

Going balls deep in The Thing call that hitting rock bottom

Hey, friends. Looking for some assistance getting a car. Not looking for anything fancy or new. Just something that can handle a 20, 30 miles every now and again and maybe a big trip once or twice a year. I ain't got no money but can try to make something work if needed. Just hoping for some help.

What do we think, friends. Is this work appropriate attire?

The military application of flubber would be devastating

If people who prefer books to movies knew about subtitles their heads would fucking explode

Making a deconstructed sandwich (I ran out of bread)

To whoever invented the 0.05 cent bag fee on delivery orders just to pinch that much more, fuck you

I tried petplay once but had to stop after I accidentally broke my girlfriend's arm trying to perch on it like a silly parrot

Comedian that has to make the audience laugh in order to be let out of their chastity cage

Putting in a lip ring like I'm a fish taking bait on a hook

The coolest thing about the horrors is the incomprehensibility of it all

You know I thought the humidity was killing me (which it is) but turns out it's also torturing me first for good measure

Does anyone else have an emotional maturity fetish

Being a woman and having a girlfriend is like live action yuri when you think about it

Drew myself as a smeargle 👩🏽‍🎨 I'm a Smiragle

Fucked an IRS agent for a tax discount call that a desuctible

My book is finished!

I tried to start an argument with a coffee drinker but I quickly learned I had no grounds to stand on 😔

Have any other trans femmes had their boobies whisper evil into their ears

A bakery where the employees tell you jokes called bun intended

When you're young, you eat beef jerky When you're old, you watch beef jerky

What if we fucked at Mount Rushmore but instead it was called Mount Cummore and you gave me multiples send post

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