I think the greatest video game ever made sucks

Let it Rock by Kevin Rudolf and Lil Wayne is another solid entry to "songs that make me question my mortality"

TeganZero@teskzero.bsky.social · last mo.

Everytime I hear the George Lopez anthem, "Low Rider,"in public, the barrel of the gun in my mouth gets shoved in a little deeper

Im gonna follow suit from my thread on Prime 4. Im starting Dread for the first time so I'm going to jot my stupid irreverent thoughts about it as i play through the Metroid game everyone seems to love. (There will probably be spoilers)

circa 1994

a picture of every good game on the NES it's Mario all the way down

A stellar summarization of Keiji Inafune and Might No. 9's reception and legacy Thank you to @stopskeletons.bsky.social

I once met a kid who could read picture books at age 2. I was refusing to read any dialogue boxes while playing Final Fantasy VII at the age of 6 and instead opted to bumble-fucking my way through the plot. Moral of the story? That 2 year old who could read was a fuckin nerd

Everytime I see Wii U slander online, a part of me inside shrivels and dies. You gormless freaks dont understand what my beautiful boy is capable of if you're willing to slap 2 external harddrives on it

Fuck you! Shit Pickle was literary GENIUS

I dream of a world where I can bury myself into my dark, gamer hole to play games, edit shit posts, and jork my peanits until I ascend to the next level: 𝖌𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖗

You ever seen the Zelda II Shadow Link fight without cheeses strats? Me neither, im still cheesing (a little) here

maybe making shitty dumb memes is a good way to learn the basics of video editing *sound on*

Jerk Your Worthless Penis for Zero Red Coins

Screw it, here's a montage of photos of my beautiful dog, Obby, staring at me

I will openly admit that Mario Sunshine is incredibly fun to revisit for about 3 hours. And then it quickly sours every welcome it had. It holds a nostalgic place in my heart, but i fucking hate that game (and I was too young in 2002 to have expectations)

Years of spankin it to Donkey Kong Country adult content instilled in me a different impression for the term "k hole"

Lester the Unlikely dies like Yamcha

can someone help? I'm stuck...😣

One of my favorite Zelda II facts is Link's sprite in the overworld is the same as the extra-life item sprite in a combat screen

we need more sexy bugs in video games

As confirmed in yesterday's #NintendoDirect, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarine of Time for the Nintendo Switch 2 will release October 23rd, as a Walmart exclusive!

waiting in the lobby for your race to be queued up

my brain is still chasing that same dopamine hit I felt as a child when taking my first sip of Halo 3 Mountain Dew Game Fuel

Theres a family of spiders living inside my NES. Normally I'd let them stay, but all they ever want to play is Jordan vs Byrd: One on One, and they keep kickin my ass.

I think a Frogger hentai reboot would be more inspired than what has been made for Frogger the past 25 years. Sell it, Geoff

Setz@setzeri.bsky.social · 2w ago

Video game events of the near future.

Editing raw audio feels like a magic trick "Watch me make 80% of this audio file--DISAPPEAR!!"