Y'all, this dude keeps sniffing my hair???
Seasonal Affective Cat (She's all legs)
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Men want me Fish fear me Men watch me devour the fish using only my teeth and now the men fear me, too But they still low key kinda want me tho 🫦
Something something, your hair when you're happy
Younger me, braiding my hair before bed so my hair will have a wavy texture to it the next day <<<<<< Grown up me simply scrunching pomade into my hair and going to bed with it damp
Can they stop making pretend AI girls look like me? The brain worms are bad enough without the split second mental comparisons that happen when I'm like "God, see, I'm so close, why can't I-" before I realize it's not even a real picture. My steep fall off of high femme and the AI apocalypse line up
i just saw the odyssey ask me about it while i dj for you x twitch.tv/robotsfightingdinosaurs
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sam !@sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 17h agoI could make it to the odyssey at 8 chat do I go for it
Chat, is it too much to go to the gym right before the class reunion so I've got a pump?
Ever give yourself like... 10-15 minutes of lifting and just superset your entire workout to oblivion cause you got somewhere to be? That... Should not have worked as well as it did.
GIRL SNAKE CATCHER. she makes a snug little income by securing reptiles for traveling shows SHE JUST GRABS THEM (The Washington Bee, Washington DC, November 8, 1902)
Imagining a girl who is a content and eepy lil gay kitty (she is me)
Star crossed bumble match who apparently stayed up WAAAAAAY too late to text me the first night and confessed they have the literally opposite sleep schedule to mine and we have missed each other's messages by 6+ hours today
Making the baby blessing invites for my son, Maxibakersdozen Justin Case 💕 lmk your address if you want one
Thank you, mother, for the timely reminder of why I learned to stop accepting gifts. I was starting to forget.
This dog has a nicer manicure than most of y'all
I've been toying with the idea of chopping my hair for a few months and I think that wearing this necklace 24/7 has actually caused enough breakage I wish I'd just done it. But by the time I cut my hair next we'll be headed for colder weather 😭
What's better than a little blood loss to start the day off right?
Because I don't put cocks in my mouth. And before you say it, not judging, it's just that the cocks I want to put in my mouth live too far away. I'm going through cock withdrawals. Totally an ally here. But it's not my day.
daryl "crap mode aesthetic" b 🏳️⚧️@hypercubexl.bsky.social · 3d agoBecause I don't put cocks in my mouth. And before you say it, not judging, it's just a matter of access. If I could put them in, or if someone else wants to put them in, I'm fully on board. C'mon down. Totally an ally here. But it's not my luck.
Don't-pick-me girl picking her more chaotic but still endearing traits to put in a dating app profile and then getting amused when someone asks her questions about herself that lead straight to something she's very into and extra about. This might be a really good strategy, actually.
Because I don't put cocks in my mouth. And before you say it, not judging. My best friend is gay. Totally an ally here. But it's not my thing.
Middleisms@middleisms.bsky.social · 3d agoBecause I don't put cocks in my mouth. And before you say it, not judging. My best friend is gay. Totally an ally here. But it's not my thing.
Lots of arguments for Magneto, Ozymandias and Killmonger, but my money’s always on Darth Revan. I will also argue that Jareth the Goblin King was neither right nor wrong but behaving exactly the way that an ancient fey acts when some dipshit teenager invokes him to steal her brother.
Sophia_Nyx 🏳️⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · 5d agoName a villain who was actually right.
Oh my God they're painting the 9th and 9th cult whale the trans pride flag. Hell fuckin yeah, let's go
Chat, am I too lost in the woke that I immediately got annoyed at a profile that, for reasons unknown to me, specified that she was cis?
Do people actually actively listen to The Beatles? Like they go "I need some chunes" and type The Beatles into their Spotify and hit play? Is that real?
Ah shit oh fuck. Everybody calm down. I got a match that isn't a white man. Their bio says "looking for... someone with dark makeup, darker hair, and just as messed up as me" so I am already failing on 2/3 fronts but MAYBE I can spin this my way.
any turtle can be a snapping turtle if the jazz is smooth enough