I tried writing a book about Natalie Portman just to see how it would go but I could only get this far before giving up. It was my second attempt after trying and failing to write a book about Jessica Chastain.
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I hate AI and fascism and I forget what my personality used to be before that. @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social @threshold-day.bsky.social
If I knew Natalie Portman I wouldn't write a book about her because we'd always be playing Star Wars together. Same with Laura Dern. Usually I write these in my notes app and leave them there so you don't have to see them. I guess that's another reason I wouldn't write a book about Natalie Portman.
🎶 Dear God, hope you got the letter and
Christopher Hale@christopherjhale.bsky.social · 2mo agoThe future Pope Leo XIV during karaoke in 2017.
It was Agita All Along. This would have been an awesome joke for roughly a thirteen day period back in 2024. But I was busy then.
Replace the title of a movie with The Mandalorian and Grogu
Watching the human centipede doctor stitch together his victims from an overhead viewing theater but shaking my head the whole time so people know I disagree with it.
"Somehow, Palpatine returned" is a bad dunk because manipulating life/death was his whole thing going back to Episode 1. And yes the protagonists would be in the dark about how.
Local Observer 🇮🇶🇵🇸🍉@observer46664.bsky.social · 3mo agoENGAGEMENT BAIT! What is your MOST CONTROVERSIAL Star Wars opinion? And I don't want embarrassingly lukewarm takes like "Jabba The Hutt was actually a good employer". I need opinions that could land you in jail. GO!
I'm fostering this gremlin and she's pretty cool so maybe you're in southern New England and want to adopt her? And her amazing rescue org is having this charity auction, if you'd like to support them! tenlivescatrescue.betterworld.org/auctions/rai...
Boys don't want a competent legacy sequel to The Devil Wears Prada. Boys want a cinematic universe crossover event with Runway and Poise and Composure and Blush and
If I was Erika Kirk I would simply stop hanging out with the fuckheads everyone wants to shoot.
Jen Bendery@jbendery.bsky.social · 3mo agoCNN reporting Erika Kirk was at the WH dinner and was seen crying as she was leaving
Please don't spoil what a Grogu twist tastes like before May 22.
I've always wanted to go to Scranton to see the Uncanny Valley.
Emoji Caresser@lizrummy.bsky.social · 5mo ago
They spend the whole Olympics trying to go really fast and then they walk in a really slow parade for the closing ceremonies. That doesn't make sense. They should do that part fast too.
Me: You have two cat beds that are cushioned and more comfortable and appropriate for your size than this hard, empty box of cookies that I put down for two seconds. Xena the foster cat:
What’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Richard Waite@waiterich.bsky.social · 6mo agoDeleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already. Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long? Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
*guy who has the wrong takeaway from the epstein files* he was doing email too much. thats too much screentime
