Explaining the communist manifesto to an American: imagine burgeroisie
Dell, Like the Computer
@tgirl.fail
Doll with a DAW 🖤 : @tokenciswife.tgirl.fail 🖤 : @cove.tgirl.fail
They should invent a person you hang with and text every so often that doesn’t try and make a move on you
You can’t remember a time before ai because time simply didn’t exist before ai
Life was better when discord was a mlp character that livingtombstone dedicated a bop to rather than a grooming app
They printed in the newspaper that I am a transphobe, here is a thread 🧵 of me addressing the media reports and not the trans people I’ve thrown under the bus
Dw babe, i see you as a trukecel even if god accidentally made you a foid
Pros: I fixed my car Cons: I’ve become electricity and now shock everything to the point of pain
using the instant mac and cheese cup like a fleshlight so I know what good pussy sounds like
Waiting for the damn plane to do its thing
Aesthetic Anime Cigarette Smoke
Alt: Aesthetic Anime Cigarette Smoke
static.klipy.com
My girlfriend handed me a syringe, spoon, lighter, and a mystery substance and told me I deserved a reward for a hard days work.
I can’t blame Ken Jennings, all the wordle knock offs are named stupid shit like blurps or like pluzzal
Been fighting my exhaust all day that I didn’t realize I have not eaten today and my mechanic beer is hitting me like my jack stands just fell out
Wake up babe, it’s 2013 again, smosh released a new food wars video and the funniest thing atm is people making my little pony characters say curse words rofl xD
Gen Alpha kid stumbling upon tobuscus music in 2026 leaving a comment saying, "I grew up in the wrong generation"
America is cool cause companies no longer train, they make you pay for training so you can get your application denied by Claude.