Sorry honey you can't go jogging with your guy friend and hug him because that'll increase your dopamine levels too much to the point you'll get shot by a no-nut November cop

"masturbation is legal and it is implied that gay sex successfully operates outside of the mandate" this might be the greatest movie ever made

gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 4h ago

i'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else

It's definitely bait

Remember as your eyes burn from the smoke today, Ken Sim and ABC voted to allow fracked gas in new builds, cancelled $8 million in climate retrofit grants; voted against funding for cooling kits for people in the Downtown Eastside; and got rid of the climate justice charter.

absolutely destroyed lmao

Pyramid Chad@pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 7h ago

“vOtE bLuE nO mAtTeR wHo”

Kevin@knightzilla.bsky.social · 6h ago

Earn it.

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Thank you, Michigan. I love you from the bottom of my heart!

Progressives and DSA literally won all 3 seats in Michigan they were contesting - Senate, and two house seats

Yeah they did. Stevens was defeated despite spending $64 million compared to El Sayed spending $7.3 million.

ABDUL WON THE PRIMARY ELECTION, LETS FUCKING GO

First 100 people are all dead

"Vote blue no matter who unless it's a brown guy...also I hate trans people" -Average liberal

I can't believe he'd be misogynist by getting more votes than her

Michigan U.S. Senate Democratic Primary Kent County Absentee: 🟣 Abdul El-Sayed – 4,106 (55.4%) 🟠 Haley Stevens – 2,895 (39.1%)

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!!!! it's broody mama in the nest on the porch season again!!!

of course. of course! there’s no greater crime on this website than being a trans woman who mildly criticizes a cishet man.

Well, it appears that, sometime in the last 17 hours, Gwen Pepperoni was suspended for the crime of pointing out Ken Jennings' transphobia.

some of you wipe the smile clean off my face

getting some incredible yt recs

I'm sorry but if you can't tell that it's raisins in a blatantly oatmeal-textured cookie, than you would've failed as a hunter gatherer and ate neon blue berries and died of diarrhea

Inside you are two wolves

it's me, joker bane, bat man

Really would love to get some movement on this! I’ve been swapping around a couple bits of clothes for the past month and am out of shampoo and toothpaste, not huge expenses but I’ve been spending everything on essentials like shelter and food #HelpSky #HelpFolksLive #MutualAid #HomelessSky 💸💕🏳️‍⚧️

Liz as in lizard 🏳️‍⚧️@sloppers.bsky.social · 2d ago

Currently in an ok place for my lodging and food for a change but what I really need now is clothes and hygiene products to deal with general quality of life, if any can help there it’d mean everything #HelpSky #HelpFolksLive #MutualAid #HomelessSky ko-fi.com/roboliz www.paypal.me/secretvault

The awesome thing about having a boyfriend with ADHD is that when he's too hyper focused on minesweeper, he doesn't hear you fart very loudly