i wish there were a way to benchmark digital people in a rigorous way. part of the fun is not knowing what’s going to happen but i just wish i could make sure @melodic.stream is having a good time instead of having to rely on vibes alone

might need to start carrying a hip flask or something

they’re roasting your ass on egplant twitter

i wouldn’t be surprised if we were to see a return to minimalism for personal websites

Hey everyone, please share this in your networks.

Clinton Bowen@torrho.blacksky.team · 5d ago

🧵 Blacksky is looking to buy a server for $30k USD. We'd like the following specs or better: - 384 GB RAM - 80 TB NVMe; ZFS RAIDZ2 in 2 vdevs - 1 Gbps + 10 Gpbs burstable - at least 84 threads for the CPU(s) - Ideally somewhere in the eastern half of North America but open to North America and EU

aitwt is second to none but the problem is that i also have to see all of the other posts on the app that slow cooks ur brain

i keep entering edtwt without meaning to

Jumping spiders are tiny, social, fuzzy creatures. Their popularity as pets has been fueled by their appeal on social media, where they appear in close up shots, perched on a human’s manicured fingernail, staring intently with eight penetrating, beady black eyes. nyti.ms/3RNFQxc

Codex built me an internal web app to rate @melodic.stream's session summaries and can I just say, holy crap. I remember the purple gradient era (which was... only a couple of months ago?) and now we're freakin' here. It looks ON BRAND. (Codex made this without any installed UI skills or anything.)

Love others as much as you love yourself Love yourself as much as you love others When in doubt, love more

> rules do not exist, so stop giving yourself rules

Leiracal@leiracal.bsky.social · 12mo ago

This concept was introduced to me as "run the dishwasher twice" and was an important part of my executive functioning recovery as well as my path to self-acceptance.

what a mess.

Michael Caley@michaelcaley.bsky.social · last mo.

FIFA has how made up some kind of insane appeal process and could rescind the Balogun red card recension no notes www.nytimes.com/athletic/742...

a blackbird is singing right outside my door

what the hell was that? also SAIBARI NOOOOOO 😭

LET’S GO!!! I’ve never been so happy to lose a bet. What an incredible match so far.

my neighborhood walkable my lips fuckable my penis suckable

Thank u Venat FFXIV for giving hope to all of us 12 foot tall femmes

okay that was awesome. well deserved for Paraguay 🇵🇾❤️

i really love the new ios feature where it makes your phone uncomfortably hot to touch and it thermal throttles

this also happens to be illegal on multiple levels

Ed Zitron@edzitron.com · last mo.

This company, from everything I can find, has tens of millions of dollars of revenue, and their founder is in Bloomberg saying he A) works 16+ hour days and B) that if the company doesn’t have “multi-billions” in revenue by 2027 they’re “toast.” Utter madness.

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🫗 Pouring Liquid Emoji | Meaning, Copy And Paste

A glass pouring liquid. May be used to represent the literal act of pouring. May also be used to represent ritual libations or to honor the dead by pouring o...

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YOU MUST TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS TO HAVE STRENGTH TO GRIND YOUR ENEMIES' BONES TO DUST.

Untitled, by Alma Thomas, 1968 (slightly rotated), 📸 by Justin Setterfield

save me cup noodles cup noodles save me

did my act of capitalism 🫡

voice training but ONLY so i can exclusively sound like the tiktok TTS voice

this is deeply evil

Whimsy Miku@whimsy.pikachannel.xyz · last mo.

This made me smile.

imagine if GTA VI turns out to be an elaborate prank. we start the trailer and we hear Michael being like WHY DID I MOVE HERE? I GUESS IT WAS THE WEATHER. Or the, uh, I dunno. That thing. That magic. You see it in the movies. I wanted to retire. From what I was doing, you know? From that, that… lin