Wonder if anyone has one of those nonsense "Own An Acre of the Moon" certificates that covers the area Musk's shitty rocket crashed into? Where there's blame there's a claim!
Greg Dobbins
@thatgregdobbins.bsky.social
Would-be children's writer, full-time idiot.
"The greaaaatest love of all, is ha-ha-happening to me..." (Too niche?)
Anon Opin@anonopin.bsky.social · 3d agoPeople who drop chewing gum in urinals. Arseholes with no exception.
Dog doubled back on our walk this morning and started sniffing in the hedge. I looked up and saw we were under a damson tree. Think we might have accidentally trained her to seek out damsons?
There's just no need to use Amazon - when would they ever do this for you? Happy Birthday, Bert. Order on the way!
Bert’s Books@bertsbooks.bsky.social · 4d agoIt’s my birthday and I’ll give away books if I want to. Spend £20 on books on bertsbooks.co.uk today and I’ll send you a paperback I think you’ll love - at no extra cost! Excludes subscriptions, UK only.
Just made a pretty decent vegan cheese sauce in the test kitchen. ('It's the same kitchen, Greg.' 'Shut uuuuuup!')
Ref has completely bottled this. Should have given at least one yellow in the first five minutes, now it's a free for all. Not going to be a free flowing classic.
If any of my Scottish or Welsh friends ever start supporting England in a football match then something will have gone seriously awry somewhere. Wave those Argentina flags with pride! You've got plenty of energy left for flag waving anyway, you don't get to do much of it with your own flags.
Anthony Michael Hall in Breakfast Club
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I foresee a spike this morning in Google searches for "Words beginning with..." #Wordle
Joke candidate,not serious about representing Clacton, reducing politics to cheap theatre... and Count Binface is standing too. £100,000 please Have I Got News For You.
Got a feeling it's going to take a couple more flushes at least. #Farage
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I didn't stay up to watch the football, I just always look this tired first thing in the morning.
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Miner At The Dial-A-View
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · last mo.Every day is like “this company is trying to build a gateway to hell” yet we are all supposed to pretend like everything is fine.
I hope it's reasonably apparent that my many and varied complaints about how Connections gets too American sometimes are very much tongue-in-cheek (chetongueek?). My real ire is saved for the Spelling Bee goddamn asswipes.
Greg Dobbins@thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · last mo.JFC Connections. JFC Americans. What the hell is wrong with you?
Why don't Americans learn to say hockey correctly first, then we can talk about aircon?
Hid some pieces of cheese around the house to keep the dog occupied during the heat. Forgot to count how many I'd hidden. *Think* she got them all.
JFC Connections. JFC Americans. What the hell is wrong with you?
Wait, Headlines has a World leaderboard? Where was that when I did this? Today's leader only has 478!! Robbed of my glory!
Greg Dobbins@thatgregdobbins.bsky.social · 2mo ago📰 HEADLINES · Jun 17 🟩-1 🟩-1 🟩-1 🟩+1 🟩✓ 492 / 500 · Outstanding · www.headlines.games It definitely helps when you were alive for all of them! Daily history game 😱
Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Soleros $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
I just cooked an egg on the bonnet of my car. Dented it a bit climbing up there though, and the heat from the camping stove has blistered the paintwork. In conclusion, though it is indeed possible I wouldn't recommend it, especially in current temperatures.
Lovely time of year to have a cold by the way. Lovely.
- Oh look, the long jump record has just been broken - Nonsense! It's called jumping. We had jumps that far when I was younger. - O...kay. Oh that's nice, the oldest person in the world has now lived longer than anyone else ever. - Rubbish! Do you have records going back forever? Of course not.
The mental gymnastics required to state 'it's called summer' must be exhausting, particularly in such unprecedentedly hot weather.
Contestant called Sheldon on Pointless. Me - Is his partner called Malcolm? Blank look from my wife. Nothing.
Why would you want to fry an egg in this weather anyway? Just have a salad!
I used to do a little bit on school visits, telling the children I had a million books in my bag - then taking out just one, and explaining this to them.
Tom Cox@dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 2mo agoWhen you write a book you actually write several books. There's the one you know you wrote. Then there's the one your readers bring their experiences to. This is a big part of the magic. As soon as it goes out into the world, your book multiplies & becomes many versions of itself, all equally valid.