Emo Philips
@emophilips.bsky.social
“Hilarious” — Eric Idle “Amazing” — Patton Oswalt “Absolutely killed” — Rolling Stone (Carnegie Hall review) 2026 thru 2079 tour schedule: www.emophilips.com/events
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
So Fancy Aren'T You Special
Alt: Emo Philips in UHF
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Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
I’m going to end up with Emo Phillips and it will be fitting.
Man Makes Funny Faces Looking Down
ALT: Man Makes Funny Faces Looking Down
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You suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?
@emophilips.bsky.social Emo Monday. Post-holiday realization that we’re missing some laughter around here. Pic from a show Vermont Comedy Club in Burlington a few years back.
I have been camping the Helium St. Louis event page for MONTHS and @emophilips.bsky.social tickets are finally available! It is literally the only thing I care about going to this year!
*old man voice* KIDDO, I REMEMBER WHEN YOU COULD WALK FROM AUSTRALIA TO ALASKA, *AND* WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE LEGS YET, OR INDEED ANYTHING BUT A SIMPLE MULTICELLULAR STRUCTURE. BUT DID YOU HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT IT? NO YOU DIDN'T."
throwback thursday
Thank YOU, Jerry; I don’t always have the pleasure of touring with Tim, but we will be together September 30 through October 4, inclusive; to wit: www.emophilips.com
Thanks to the legendary @emophilips.bsky.social and Tim Cavanaugh for a great Father’s Day evening at the Comedy Cabin in Janesville, WI! Everyone, treat yourself by going to emophilips.com/events
Thank you so, so, SO so much for witnessing my act; for those who’ve yet to, I’m performing all o’er America; to wit: www.emophilips.com/events
Saw the legit genius Emo Philips tonight in SF. He's still operating at legend levels. Amazing to behold. I'm lucky to have seen him twice within the last 10 years.
Ye o’ Wisconsin! Don’t miss me & Tim Cavanagh, represented here (and not unfittingly) by the Most Interesting Man in the World, in Appleton and/or Kenosha; to wit: www.emophilips.com/events
Wisconsin! Please don’t miss me & Tim Cavanagh (represented here by the pirate cat) in Appleton, Kenosha & Janesville; to wit: www.emophilips.com/events
I had a question, but the name of the tour answered it.
I saw Emo Philips in Montreal back in 1986. I laughed out loud at every single joke he told that night. The comedy version of a perfect game!