That Mercenary Chef

@thatmercenarychef.bsky.social

Chef, veteran, entertainment cracker, part-time villain/cosplayer/gamer/human rights advocate. Sometimes funny, sometimes serious, always blunt.

This is Edward Jacob Lang at the Whipple Federal Building, hanging out of the back of a U Haul while holding a bag of ice cubes at 12:00pm on 7Feb2026. At 2:44, Hennepin County Sheriffs declared the group protesting ICE to be an unlawful assembly because a sheriff WAS STRUCK BY ICE CUBES!

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Charlie manifested his own bad end. He espoused white supremacist, Christian nationalist propaganda and lies from a gilded cross, and preached violence against anyone who was not a straight, white, Christian male. In the end, though, he went down to "friendly" fire. Live by the sword, indeed...

NEW BOMBSHELL REPORTING FROM DER SPIEGEL Mobile numbers, email addresses and even some passwords belonging to top Trump officials including Mike Waltz, Pete Hegseth, and Tulsi Gabbard have been found online, revealing an additional grave, previously unknown security breach at the highest levels. 1/

Hegseth, Waltz, Gabbard: Private Data and Passwords of Senior U.S. Security Officials Found Online

Donald Trump's most important security advisers used Signal to discuss an imminent military strike. Now, reporting by DER SPIEGEL has found that the contact data of some of those officials, including ...

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Hey Elon, you twat, had you just kept preaching climate change and Mars, we would have keep buying your golf carts. But you got involved with the Orange destroyer and now your company is worth 200 BILLION less Good game ya Nazi fuck.

52 years after Roe v. Wade, we’ve seen that progress isn’t guaranteed. Minnesota was the first state to codify the right to reproductive freedom after it was overturned. We’ll continue to stand as a firewall against any and all attacks on reproductive freedom.

The Bellamy salute is held perpendicular to the body, pantomiming or holding a miniature American flag, and has not been used in America since 1942, when we found out the Germans were doing the salute Elon did. And the Roman salute was created by Italian fascists in the 30s to mock the Bellamy.

It's funny, for years, I said I would never join TikTok, and even made fun of people that treated it like a dating app. Then, 2 years ago, I finally made an account, and within 3 months, was in a relationship with someone I found there. Now it's gone, and i still need to fill her car video quota...