Christopher Titus
@titusnation.bsky.social
Comedian, writer, fair and brutal, self aware and oblivious, pragmatically delusional, independent and co-dependent. CARRYING MONSTERS my new 90 min at Christophertitus.com
@titusnation.bsky.social tackles the science behind the #AtlanticMeridionalOverturningCirculation while blending in pop culture references like Thanos to explain complex environmental shifts. #IfWeDontDoSomethingAboutThisShitOurGrandchildrenAreGonnaFreezeThenDieOnFireChange youtu.be/SdG01zeXHMk?...
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I wish someone would explain the “ covid conspiracies” point, what was the “flat earth conspiracies” point. Is there a flat earth cartel monetizing stupidity? Why are you people so confidently ignorant.
There will be a day, the news will break, tears will flow, laughter will rise from the streets. The joy at the end of this rapist shit bags days will be unlike anything we’ve seen in our lives. The jailing of his henchmen and family will be icing on the cake. I am living into this future. Tick tock
We now know for sure that they are hiding drugs that will keep you alive but we can’t get them. We know that because the walking putrid carcass that is the president still walks the earth.
Well, I’m here on BlueSky again, all of Reagan’s children got tired of circle jerking on X and migrated to threads. I’m here to cleanse myself.
Heads are going to explode 💥 Cato Institute just nuked the lie. Immigrants have cut U.S. deficits by $14.5 TRILLION since 1994, slashing the national debt by a third. All that “immigrants are bleeding us dry” noise? Absolute bullshit. 1/3
Trump and his poop plane is probably one of the most childish, asshole-ish, clown, dipshit moves this pillow fisted, rapist, pedo has ever pulled.
BREAKING: RFK says “who’s got your nose?!” Linked to autism in infants.
We won’t get our international agriculture market back until we get rid of Congestive Heart Fuhrer. Come on McDonalds be what we know you to be.
Where the fuck are 1800 people?
Laura Bassett@lebassett.bsky.social · 12mo agoMore than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
Wait, beside the idiotic idea of black paint being hotter than searing rusted metal… We’re only painting the exit side? The dumb surrounded by the dumber.
Punchline Houston this week, back to school week is already a weird one but Texas? All these parents getting their kids ready to not learn history.
LESS THAN ONE PERCENT OF THE EPSTEIN FILES HAVE BEEN RELEASED.
Katie Phang@katiephang.bsky.social · last yr.@rokhanna.bsky.social: “Only 3% of the documents given to the [House] Oversight Committee are new. The rest are already in the public domain. Less than 1% of files have been released. DOJ is stonewalling.” khanna.house.gov/media/press-...
Hey!!! Rocky Laporte One of the nicest, original voices in stand up, a dude who has zero bad stories about him, got in a horrible accident and has already had three surgeries including a hip replacement, he’s a road dog with four kids. I dropped some Qwan on his go fund me, help. gofund.me/a6dbaec0
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I just want to be clear, the woman, who recruited children to be raped, by rich men, AND has been convicted of those crimes. just got moved to a minimum security prison? We are so lost. Good game, idiots.
MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · last yr.Wow
How long do we take this? How long do protect our comfort over our liberty? How long until we can’t protect our liberty because we waited too long? Either way our comfort is over. This will get worse.
I appreciate it's cliche and pointless to note this, but I don't think that six months into her term a hypothetical President Kamala Harris would be suing MSNBC, Bill Gates and The Guardian for reporting on her close personal friendship with a paedophile.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you! Now’s a good time to read my book!
NEW ANGLE Watch and decide, but I was never fully convinced he was shot in the first place. Never mind that his ear should’ve been blown off—now completely healed. Or that the Secret Service took their time getting him offstage. But from this angle: you see the photographers guided into place…
This seems normal for a presidential assassination attempt, no body, no investigation. Cool. www.newsweek.com/thomas-matth...
Thomas Matthew Crooks' body was "gone" when Rep. tried to examine: Report
"My effort to examine Crooks' body on Monday, August 5, caused quite a stir and revealed a disturbing fact," Clay Higgins said in a new report.
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The Nazis banned books. So when you magats say things like “you can’t call people Nazis,” yeah you can, when you accept, or agree with Nazis. You’re a Nazi.
George Takei@georgetakei.bsky.social · last yr.Recently, my book THEY CALLED US ENEMY was banned – again – in Tennessee. Book bans are out of control. Huge parts of American history are being restricted. To join me in standing up for the freedom to read, go to pen.org/action. @penamerica.bsky.social @topshelfcomix.bsky.social @idwpublishing.com
