Honestly, Ride Or Die is the modern take on the Roger Moore era Bond movie that we needed.

Me whenever Clancy Brown shows up in a movie.

Baby Scream: Hell Yeah!

ALT: Baby Scream: Hell Yeah!

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Will never not be thrilled that my autocorrect knows the word Vejur.

Seriously considering getting this peak 80’s James Bond-ish watch. amzn.to/4gSdyMi

Here's a leaked photo of the upcoming Lego Star Trek TOS bridge set coming in September.

C-3PO IS Ian Fleming’s James Bond 007 in Let The Wookiee Win

I know Clapton is a butthole but sometimes I sure do want to crank up that opening riff from Layla.

Best Buy lost my wife as a customer yesterday. She called, AI answered, asked what she wanted help with, she said Appliance, it asked for more details, she answered Appliances and it kept asking for more info even when wife switched to saying Operator. Finally hung up in frustration.

Stardate 2301.7 after the captain says the morning announcements over the intercom we always have to stand for the e pleb neesta

I find the lack of treats disturbing

"We jumped out from behind bushes while the British came down the road in their bright red jackets, but never has a war been so courteously declared. It was on parchment with calligraphy, and 'Your Highness, we beseech you on this day in Philadelphia to bite me, if you please.'" -- Sam Seaborn

Thanks to Aaron at @effinbirds.com 😎👍 I’m starting my morning with a smile. 😃🤣

Watching the most patriotic and entertaining documentary film ever made: Armageddon.

[gong]

I used that song in this video I made 17 years ago.

Star Trek - The Motion Picture Re-Scored End Credits

YouTube video by Neil Bulk

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A Star Beyond Time (1979). Sheet music

Kurt Vonnegut: In my book I drew an asshole as a cautionary tale Anthropic: At long last, we have created the Vonnegut Asshole

Micah Lee@micahflee.com · last mo.

I know this has been pointed out many times by many people but I just want to reiterate: Anthropic is basically using Kurt Vonnegut's drawing of an asshole as the Claude logo

And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

I had never even heard of loungefly until this very second. www.amazon.com/dp/B0G1R21QR...

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Need a bag to trek across the universe? This is it! A Star Trek crossbody is perfect for any voyage. Get lost in the cool gray color and debossed detailing. The inside front pocket is complete with special artwork. Transported into a dark cave? Don’t worry, this bag glows in the dark too.

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Thad @ STLV@tyranicus.net · last mo.

I have never needed to own a Loungefly bag before this moment.

Hmmm. Not sure this is exactly the message I’d want to send at bedtime. amzn.to/4oJpwtn

Star Trek: The Original Series Waffle-Weave Cotton Adult Robe | Red Operations

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I used to be very judgy about Geordi telling that cute lady she was an idiot for saying thank you to the computer. But now I think Geordi was right. Suck it, AI. [of course now in ten years Skynet will read this message and send a terminator to my house out of spite]

These days I can only roll my eyes at rebuttals of “but Clarke’s Law!!!” when bringing up the rocket equation and light barrier and other hard physics problems with the “UAPs are aliens!” discourse.

Seeing Knicks ticket prices makes me pretty damned smug about the $600 I shelled out to see Hamilton with the original cast, sitting close enough that Jonathan Groff’s spittle landed on me.

At this point I’d almost welcome the cancellation of all elections to forever dispense with political ads, political postcards and texts, and rage stroke inducing headlines. In other news, thinking of shoving a hat pin into my eye socket then wiggling it a bit to disconnect parts of my brain.

Gonna reply to every political text with this: What if Obama or Biden declared they were creating currency with their signature and picture on it, and were building a monument to themselves, and added their name to the Kennedy Center, and torn down part of the White House to build a ballroom?

Turns out that violence is not the problem with video games, it’s the introduction of NPCs into our vocabularies and worldview.

Apart from that, Ensign, how was your first away mission?

Haha, what kind of dumb nerd would spend $200 on this????? factoryent.com/products/sta... [slowly slides credit card out of his wallet…]