Oh for fuck's sake.

Y'all remember what happened last time we had vacation? I'm staying behind and keeping an eye on Bruce.

Yawwwwwn

BART ALLEN@impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · 3mo ago

You sound like your mouth tastes like sleep.

G'mirning g'th'm...

I'm gonna turn their internet off.

It was necessary and it was duly accounted for.

BART ALLEN@impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Says the guy who shipped a car to San Francisco on that budget.

Don't put shit in the batarang budget. Do you know how fucking hard it is to keep track of all our budgets?

Help I read breeding—

Still a WIP but was it that hard to keep the punk look DC? C'mon #ConnerKent #Superboy #DC

People not respect the 'allow people to leave before entering' rule in subways. That's. Oh, that's my pet peeve.

Villain arc.

Love how you just name drop without any sort of issue.

𝗥𝗘𝗗 𝗛𝗢𝗢𝗗.@robinwashere.bsky.social · 9mo ago

@bluedhaven.bsky.social and @batstalker.bsky.social . Also got my eye on @trapezeflyer.bsky.social ....

Notice how I'm NOT in the list? Yeah. Alpha behaviour.

—— 𝓣𝐈𝐌 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐊𝐄.@a-nalytical.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Dick Grayson and Jason Tood top 10 omegas, I said oh, I'm sure. Gayass.

Two? Who's them?

𝗥𝗘𝗗 𝗛𝗢𝗢𝗗.@robinwashere.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Leave me outta it. There's two men with a fuckass omegaverse pregnancy arc, and none of em are me.

Pleased to make your acquaintance.

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙣𝙨~⛱️@batstalker.bsky.social · 9mo ago

You are T— JIM??

Damn. Tim really going through it. Good thing I'm not Tim.

// FUCK HE PRESSED THE BIG YELLOW BUTTON EVERYONE DUCK FOR COVER

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙏𝙖𝙣𝙨~⛱️@batstalker.bsky.social · 9mo ago

// PYRO? WHERE

I'm going to go eat yoghurt, cheesecake and a tall warm glass of milk back to back to back.

Wait no—

Gar Logan@boybeast.bsky.social · 9mo ago

I hope you send all 373883992933 links.

No antojen, cabrones.

Ooohh, they fucking. I see.

LOGAN.

Do I have to hack his fucking Nintendo too??

Pain meds... I just use dipyrone.

Hacking into your socials and deleting them as we speak.

Gar Logan@boybeast.bsky.social · 9mo ago

W-wait.

He's done, don't worry Twimothy.

I'm shutting off his internet access for life

Gar Logan@boybeast.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Ever wondered how many times you’ll have to exspleen this to someone?

I think that not agreeing thing is putting it mildly.

This is. Real interesting and all, but I am definitely missing context. I'm definitely not not accessing the BComp to search Pinkie Pie over there.