Today on the menu, a good beatin' of ass.

𝗁𝖺𝗐𝗄𝖾𝗒𝖾 , penned by #ryu #marvelrp #dcrp #ocrp #openrp #comicrp #comicsrp #mcurp

𝖯𝖸𝖬 . yellowjacket event .@pacifistavenger.bsky.social · 6mo ago

" 𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽𝗇'𝗍 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗅𝖾𝖿𝗍 𝗆𝗒 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝗀𝖾𝗋𝗇𝖺𝗂𝗅𝗌 𝗂𝗇 , 𝖽𝗎𝗆𝗆𝗒 . "

I'm confused please I just wanna go home to my bar

??? What's it to you?

Ty | T.J. | Cloak@demonofdark.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Sorry, who are you again?

OH MAMA

Feels like I've been asleep for... Years...

⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀— 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘼𝙉𝙉𝘼'𝙎. ⠀⠀⠀

// gang getting together to watch movies and I'm stuck at work

a man is sitting on a dock with a netflix logo behind him

ALT: a man is sitting on a dock with a netflix logo behind him

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...mississippi mornin'.

Today on the menu, 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘧𝘭𝘶𝘧𝘧 𝙨𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙙.

I'm coming back to the bar.

G'mornin'. Credit your fuckin' artists or I'm gonna send y'all to the moon.

Squints.

“That's why there's a communal condom bowl in the hall, Logan.”

“I'm never havin' kids, but I'd like to foster some day.” ... “Though, we are kinda technically fosterin', huh.”

Logan poppin' out kids again? Ground Bear, we talked 'bout this.

“Gonna be fair wit'cha, I'd also be grumpy if I was in your boots. Is 'e always this... Crass?”

They're tough nuts to crack, and you're tough as nails. Also, it's the most similar nut to your name.

Oh. I get it now.

“You bein' grumpy at him doesn't really attest to him bein' bad. You get grumpy at everyone for the smallest things, sweetums.”

It's a pun, Ground Bear. Walnut, wolverine. A wolvnut.

If Logan were a nut, he'd be a wolvnut.

“Ya know 'im? That why he's paradin' about in socks with your face in 'em?”

You speak so fast and so... Riddley.

Warren is pretty angelic.

Oh, sweet heavens. Another man in red spandex.