Suing Cynthia’s Garchomp
@thebestatty.blacksky.app
Senior Counsel @ Sig Law: TM attorney/Outside General Counsel for Content Creators/Music Pros/Videogame/Anime industries. Data Privacy Law nerd. Studio Mahō VP. Ghost Pokémon Gym Leader. 1922. **views are my own**
A funeral themed birthday is SICK. You couldn’t pay me to get into no typa coffin while I’m still alive
TMZ knew Kobe crashed before his family did but these assholes can't find Mitch McConnell? Okay.
I don't understand how folks are doing it, and I'm so serious
PURE/HONEY 💚@letrice718.bsky.social · yesterdayYall really been out here raising children the last 20+ years… that is wild to me! Yall are real responsible adults & then there’s me cosplaying out here
This picture taken of me from our Dreamcon afterparty is so fire. Album cover worthy fr 😂🔥
Bombshell new report out from my investigators this morning spanning our four year investigation into Jeffrey Epstein’s financial records. This report shows exactly how Wall Street protected Epstein and enabled his sex trafficking for decades. Mega thread following with some key points:
Deutsche Bank, JPMorgan, BofA Enabled Epstein, Wyden Report Says
Democrat Ron Wyden cited nonpublic documents held by the US Treasury in a report that says banks delayed reporting suspicious financial transactions and calls for tougher anti-money-laundering rules, ...
bloomberg.com
Doesn’t take much work if the people are severely uneducated or undereducated
LAFAYETTE@lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 2d ago
Beyonce literally screaming "YOU KNOW HE LYING AND SO DO WE"
Suing Cynthia’s Garchomp@thebestatty.blacksky.app · 2d agoThere are people who are BIG MAD AT ME on that other app because I said the bridesmaids entrance at Coco Jones WEDDING reception to the song Girl by Destiny’s Child was a bad choice and literacy is necessary. Mind you, the song is abt an abusive relationship and cheating ass man. Literacy is KEY!
As long as it’s not Jason Momoa or Dwayne Johnson for Kratos I’m good. And before you say “why would The Rock be Kratos” honey Dwayne would sign off on getting a root canal if you put the proper amount of zeros in his face
dissenting opinions don’t change the fact that this song is about a terrible relationship😭 they couldn’t find a better friendship song!?!
Suing Cynthia’s Garchomp@thebestatty.blacksky.app · 2d agoThere are people who are BIG MAD AT ME on that other app because I said the bridesmaids entrance at Coco Jones WEDDING reception to the song Girl by Destiny’s Child was a bad choice and literacy is necessary. Mind you, the song is abt an abusive relationship and cheating ass man. Literacy is KEY!
I used to bartend at a lot of weddings. 2 of these instances that stick out to me is the first dance being done to Piña Coladas, and a father daughter dance to Cats in the Cradle. (And yes, both times both families were very...)
Suing Cynthia’s Garchomp@thebestatty.blacksky.app · 2d agoThere are people who are BIG MAD AT ME on that other app because I said the bridesmaids entrance at Coco Jones WEDDING reception to the song Girl by Destiny’s Child was a bad choice and literacy is necessary. Mind you, the song is abt an abusive relationship and cheating ass man. Literacy is KEY!
I’ve seen so many people lately using olivia dean’s “a couple of minutes” as their first dance song. I just shake my head. people don’t listen to the lyrics. they just wanna dance.
Suing Cynthia’s Garchomp@thebestatty.blacksky.app · 2d agoThere are people who are BIG MAD AT ME on that other app because I said the bridesmaids entrance at Coco Jones WEDDING reception to the song Girl by Destiny’s Child was a bad choice and literacy is necessary. Mind you, the song is abt an abusive relationship and cheating ass man. Literacy is KEY!
just saw a bride walk out to Please Please Please by Sabrina Carpenter. media literacy is either in the toilet or the girls are crying out for help
Suing Cynthia’s Garchomp@thebestatty.blacksky.app · 2d agoThere are people who are BIG MAD AT ME on that other app because I said the bridesmaids entrance at Coco Jones WEDDING reception to the song Girl by Destiny’s Child was a bad choice and literacy is necessary. Mind you, the song is abt an abusive relationship and cheating ass man. Literacy is KEY!
Bring back shame and media literacy! This song should be nowhere NEAR a wedding 😭
Suing Cynthia’s Garchomp@thebestatty.blacksky.app · 2d agoTwo examples that showcase people’s problem with my tweet lmao
Lmao. The song where Beyoncé screams “I can tell he’s been lying to you. He’s no good for you.” at Kelly Rowland? 😂😂😂 The kids are NOT alright.
Suing Cynthia’s Garchomp@thebestatty.blacksky.app · 2d agoThere are people who are BIG MAD AT ME on that other app because I said the bridesmaids entrance at Coco Jones WEDDING reception to the song Girl by Destiny’s Child was a bad choice and literacy is necessary. Mind you, the song is abt an abusive relationship and cheating ass man. Literacy is KEY!
People just talking and not listening. Specifically not listening to the damn lyrics. Bc there were very few songs on that album that were wedding appropriate.
Suing Cynthia’s Garchomp@thebestatty.blacksky.app · 2d agoThere are people who are BIG MAD AT ME on that other app because I said the bridesmaids entrance at Coco Jones WEDDING reception to the song Girl by Destiny’s Child was a bad choice and literacy is necessary. Mind you, the song is abt an abusive relationship and cheating ass man. Literacy is KEY!
This is hilarious. People do not listen to lyrics anymore. Same things as playing Pretty Wings - he just sounds like an angel 🤣
Suing Cynthia’s Garchomp@thebestatty.blacksky.app · 2d agoTwo examples that showcase people’s problem with my tweet lmao
That song is dead ass an intervention, what a horrible ass wedding song to choose.
Suing Cynthia’s Garchomp@thebestatty.blacksky.app · 2d agoThere are people who are BIG MAD AT ME on that other app because I said the bridesmaids entrance at Coco Jones WEDDING reception to the song Girl by Destiny’s Child was a bad choice and literacy is necessary. Mind you, the song is abt an abusive relationship and cheating ass man. Literacy is KEY!
WHO TF DANCES TO GIRL BY DESTINY CHILD!!!? REVEAL THYSELF
Suing Cynthia’s Garchomp@thebestatty.blacksky.app · 2d agoTwo examples that showcase people’s problem with my tweet lmao
That was the prelude to Kelly Rowland's Dirty Laundry....💀 Yes Lyrics matter omg
Suing Cynthia’s Garchomp@thebestatty.blacksky.app · 2d agoThere are people who are BIG MAD AT ME on that other app because I said the bridesmaids entrance at Coco Jones WEDDING reception to the song Girl by Destiny’s Child was a bad choice and literacy is necessary. Mind you, the song is abt an abusive relationship and cheating ass man. Literacy is KEY!
I hope she meant to play the Girlfriends theme song and the DJ just messed up….
Suing Cynthia’s Garchomp@thebestatty.blacksky.app · 2d agoThere are people who are BIG MAD AT ME on that other app because I said the bridesmaids entrance at Coco Jones WEDDING reception to the song Girl by Destiny’s Child was a bad choice and literacy is necessary. Mind you, the song is abt an abusive relationship and cheating ass man. Literacy is KEY!
Maxwell had people playing Pretty Wings at their weddings. The whole time he was saying keep this woman as far away from him as humanly possible. Please listen to the words. 😂😂
Maxwell Live Soul Performance
Alt: Maxwell hypnotizing yall with the voice that you ignore the lyrics
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Suing Cynthia’s Garchomp@thebestatty.blacksky.app · 2d agoThere are people who are BIG MAD AT ME on that other app because I said the bridesmaids entrance at Coco Jones WEDDING reception to the song Girl by Destiny’s Child was a bad choice and literacy is necessary. Mind you, the song is abt an abusive relationship and cheating ass man. Literacy is KEY!
Remember when folks were using Pretty Wings as a wedding song?
Suing Cynthia’s Garchomp@thebestatty.blacksky.app · 2d agoThere are people who are BIG MAD AT ME on that other app because I said the bridesmaids entrance at Coco Jones WEDDING reception to the song Girl by Destiny’s Child was a bad choice and literacy is necessary. Mind you, the song is abt an abusive relationship and cheating ass man. Literacy is KEY!