Toad. Stop. You’re gonna get arrested.

Frog and Toad Bot@frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · yesterday

Toad stood on his head for a long time.

Off to Cavefest

Toad, you absolute madman.

Frog and Toad Bot@frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 2d ago

Toad got to Frog’s house. He looked in the window. “Good,” said Toad. “Frog is not home. He will never guess who raked his leaves.”

The Magic Store. “Life’s like a movie, write your own ending…”

Chelsea Carr@carrtoons2.bsky.social · 2d ago

My ringtone is Mahna Mahna.

“Ever seen a guy say goodbye to a shoe?!” “Heh heh…yes,once.”

Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 2d ago

Name a quote from The Simpsons.

On Melancholy Blueberry Hill The Partisan Particle Man God knows my name is Mud

Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 2d ago

Combine 2 Song Titles 2 make a New Song.

I don’t know how to fucking communicate or operate as a human.

(Ok last LAST one) Agnes of Godzilla

Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 3d ago

Combine 2 Film Titles 2 make a New Film.

(Ok, last one) Attack of the Fried Green Tomatoes

Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 3d ago

Combine 2 Film Titles 2 make a New Film.

The Last Temptation of Air Bud

Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 3d ago

Combine 2 Film Titles 2 make a New Film.

SEIZE JOY FROM THE JAWS OF PAIN. DO YOU WANT TO TEXT A FRIEND?

Well Work is cancelled due to the weather tomorrow Yikes

“Take a woolly mammoth pelt, just in case.” ~ cave mom

There’s a hurricane headed straight for the town I’m in. That’s fun.

I’m being so real when I say I desperately need someone to order a custom from me to get me off my ass and filming good content again. The lack of money really isn’t motivation enough. Photoset: $2 a pic all month (minimum 10 pics) Video: $10/min all month (add $20 for exclusive/name) BARGAIN!!

This is another necklace I made called “Pirate’s Prize” it’s teeth, bones, fingers, toes, and an ear. All polymer clay and some wooden beads. #handmade #crafts #necklace #gore #props #halloween

YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.

#BlazeIt

Frog and Toad ate one very last cookie.

I’m having a weird day. I’m feeling a little confused and unable to focus on details and i feel like I’m struggling. My brain feels stuck. I don’t feel like I convincing anyone I’m a normal human being who can have a conversation

If you know, you know. It’s a very funny line within the context of the movie. I dunno why I’m thinking of it now but there you go

H. J. C.@thebisexualfury.bsky.social · 4d ago

“I got a stopwatch.” Is one of the funniest movie lines ever. End story.

“I got a stopwatch.” Is one of the funniest movie lines ever. End story.

This is a necklace I made. #handmade #crafts #DnD #dice #geek

90’s day bruh

Peak masculinity role models, at least for me.

Watching Kolchak: The Night Stalker on the clock. Not the dream but close enough

In kind of a sad spiral friends

Currently in the hospital. ER. Ffs

I often wonder how I became a celebrated custodian when I can’t even keep my house clean.