"I think the only thing you like is money."

Ah, yes, legendary star-faring pajama man... flarleeze.

no

|| he's gonna go to hell

"That sounds like a dog breed."

ℝ𝕖𝕕 𝔼𝕪𝕖@oneeyedwonder.bsky.social · 5mo ago

"A man named Boliver Trask."

💭 [violently imagining killing someone and taking their pizza]

"Damn. The city is going to hell... there's no good pizza places still open."

𝒀𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂 𝒈𝒐𝒅𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒅𝒊𝒔𝒈𝒖𝒊𝒔𝒆 𝑰'𝒎 𝒅𝒓𝒐𝒘𝒏𝒊𝒏' 𝒔𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒍𝒚 𝒊𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒆𝒚𝒆𝒔 𝑰 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒄𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕 𝒅𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒅𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒅𝒆

|| LMFAOFJPETJAT

𝘈𝘶𝘨𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝕸𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖗@rockinginaugust.bsky.social · 5mo ago

//wait. I can bully sunder with satan

"Who do I gotta kill for a good pizza?"

He peered over the toilet, only partially. He wasn't such a fool that he'd stick his whole head over it. "What the hell?"

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥@queenpinhardy.bsky.social · 5mo ago

When the paper hit the toilet it popped and fizzled a bit like root beer or cola - like a can shaken and then cracked. The water turned black black black. Dark as pitch.

I Got Reincarnated In A World Of Bungers

2 Lanterns if by Space, one if by Burger.

THE BLACK MASK [jail?]@theblackmask.sunder.my · 5mo ago

|| 2 deaths now. One by xenomorphs. One by bunger. Arguably he is alive as a bunger? But I'm counting it as a death. Lmao

|| 2 deaths now. One by xenomorphs. One by bunger. Arguably he is alive as a bunger? But I'm counting it as a death. Lmao

Bugsnax: You are what you eat. “Bunger!”

THE BLACK MASK [jail?]@theblackmask.sunder.my · 5mo ago

He screamed. When he couldn't scream, he ate. He lost feeling in his hands and feet, screamed, screamed until his throat begged him to stop, until the hand he tried to shove down his throat to make himself was just Bunger, until he completed the transformation. He became Bunger.

|| death by burger is kind of sending me a little bit lmao

|| flashback to 2015 when I wrote an extremely cringey black mask oc future child

"I would be a terrible parent."

Because I'm being murdered by hamburgers or impregnated by this bitch?

🙄

"Impregnate that guy, leave me to my plans to take over the city."

ok

𝑴𝒊𝒔𝒔 𝑸𝒖𝒆𝒆𝒏@at-the-top.bsky.social · 5mo ago

She's gonna put a baby in Black Mask when he gets released. ♡

--------------「ℙ𝕣𝕠𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕚𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕪」----- ~~𝘪𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢 𝘧𝘪𝘷𝘦-𝘥𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘳 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳~~ -----「𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕜」--------------------- 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘐'𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘶𝘵 ᓚᘏᗢ ᓚᘏᗢ 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘭𝘶𝘤𝘬, 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘺. -~~~~~~~💎~「𓃠」~💎~~~~~~- ᓚᘏᗢ - | 𝘈 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘈𝘜 𝘍𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘢 𝘏𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘺 ᓚᘏᗢ - | 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔹𝕝𝕒𝕔𝕜 ℂ𝕒𝕥!

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥@queenpinhardy.bsky.social · 5mo ago

“𝘐'𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘰. 𝘐'𝘮 𝘢 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙚𝙛. 𝘉𝘰𝘳𝘯 𝘢 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙚𝙛. 𝘙𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙚𝙛. 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘪𝘦 𝘢 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙚𝙛.”

"Fuck you, Warren."

"Fuck! I had a reservation and I just missed it!"

"Someone come get their brat."

Mar'i@nightstar.sunder.my · 5mo ago

"When you get out of there I'll be old enough to kick you back in."

"When I get outta here, there's gonna be hell to pay."

"Bunger! bungerbungerbungerbunger BUNGER!" #Bungerrp #bskyrp #sfwrp #openrp #mvrp

"Sure. And I'll come back for the adult teeth if I don't kill him first."

Stephanie Brown | Batgirl@spoiler.sunder.my · 5mo ago

"You're going to knock out all his baby teeth?"