The Blender, eventually!
@theblender.online
Playing things that you know, in ways you've never heard them before. Ex-student radio juggernaut now in the wild. 25 years on the brink of disaster. Definitely not a robot. Archives @ mixcloud.com/theblenderonline Discord @ join.theblender.online
Noisebox Anthems IV is live! Here's a selection of the sort of stuff we play every day on @noiseboxradio.com but we want to know which you like most. I'll count down the top 50 live on Monday 31st August like I'm one of those Bruno Brookeses they used to have. noiseboxradio.com/anthems/
Want some decent music to chew on after listening to our back catalogue? This year's annual event will give you plenty of that to sample and decide on. Get involved. #NBAnthemsIV
Ben Baker@benbaker.bsky.social · 4w agoTomorrow night at 7pm on @noiseboxradio.com I'll be looking back at last year's Noisebox Anthems chart before the launch of the brand new one. If uncontrollable excitement were bees, you'd be stung to death with the fun we have in store...
As you know doing a covers album is a sign of deep creative decline and fatigue - except in our case where we did a song a month through 2022 to remain alert. Whether we achieved this is debatable but it's back on streaming, so add Rubberband Man to your playlists! open.spotify.com/track/4X7XB1...
The Rubberband Man
Spray · Songs Already Sung · Song · 2023
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Who doesn't like a medley? Well here's one that takes all the best bits of WORLD CAR EXPLOSION and turns it into a time-saving audio capsule. youtu.be/WOPN1HZoLJg?...
Ricardo Autobahn - CARS ON 45
YouTube video by SPRAY
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So for farage I dubbed him "clatose intolerant" Andy Burnham is now "Wigan Keir" Use wisely
LATE : Fred This is just to remind you never to forget the bass playing of Television’s Fred Smith – the right notes in the right spaces, leaving space.
The Blender would like to remind you to open your windows from 10pm if you would like to hear the world's slowest raffle unfold in real-time. #SPORT
While we are still not here, you should be listening to (and blaming) our radio mentor Squage Party who is going to be doing a whole 100 minutes of party tunes from 6pm at squage.com/party! We hear they will be playing some @spraypopmusic.com in the pre-show too, so join early, join often!
Squage Party!
A dose of party tunes, with your requests and dedications, designed to kick start your weekend! Live on Mixcloud on Fridays at 6pm UK Time
squage.com
I feel compelled to remind you all that before they were "Check 1-2", Craig McLachlan's band was called The Y Fronts. #totp
Due to reasons involving everything, this is unfortunately not happening but it will do at some point, we suppose. In the meantime, enjoy yourselves until we return to ruin it all. The silence won't last.
The Blender, eventually!@theblender.online · 3mo agoDon't call it a comeback, because it's not. It's just us doing/ruining someone else's show rather than our own. Like pop music? You might like this. Then again, you probably won't. Friday 5th June. 6pm.
I genuinely think these shows are the best thing I've ever been involved with. I really hope they take off because they're so much fun to do.
PantoSplaining - The Panto Poster Podcast@pantosplaining.bsky.social · 3mo agoWe're a video podcast that looks at panto posters of yesteryear seeing what amazing stuff we can find. ALL YEAR ROUND. We do not review the pantos. Just the posters. The latest edition is so packed with stars we had to do it in two parts! PT1 youtu.be/R_InIPirEUU?... PT2 youtu.be/RG5gVWVJS0Y?...
DID WE MENTION THIS? Thought not. Tell your friends, and particularly your enemies.
The Blender, eventually!@theblender.online · 3mo agoDon't call it a comeback, because it's not. It's just us doing/ruining someone else's show rather than our own. Like pop music? You might like this. Then again, you probably won't. Friday 5th June. 6pm.
Essential weekend listening: 1) It's Spray. Spray are marvellous. 2) Kendo Nagasaki reference. 3) Happy hardcore mix.
SPRAY@spraypopmusic.com · 3mo ago👨🎤 It's here! It's now! It's pop! 👩🎤 It's 'Somewhere Out There (Somebody's Burying A Body)' and it's streaming! open.spotify.com/album/3i24GT...
👨🎤 It's here! It's now! It's pop! 👩🎤 It's 'Somewhere Out There (Somebody's Burying A Body)' and it's streaming! open.spotify.com/album/3i24GT...
Somewhere Out There (Somebody's Burying A Body)
open.spotify.com
Don't call it a comeback, because it's not. It's just us doing/ruining someone else's show rather than our own. Like pop music? You might like this. Then again, you probably won't. Friday 5th June. 6pm.
Don't call it a comeback, because it's not. It's just us doing/ruining someone else's show rather than our own. Like pop music? You might like this. Then again, you probably won't. Friday 5th June. 6pm.
We were there the first time it was played live (roughly 1996) and we are here now to tell you that this is *still* an incredible piece of production with an anthemic chorus which will blow your ears off at roughly 3000 miles an hour. Bravo.
SPRAY@spraypopmusic.com · 3mo ago👨🎤 It's here! It's now! It's pop! 👩🎤 It's 'Somewhere Out There (Somebody's Burying A Body)' and it's streaming! open.spotify.com/album/3i24GT...
As you know I am loathe to say anything positive about my best friend and mortal enemy @ricardoautobahn.co.uk but this is an excellent, funny and extremely catchy bit of pop so please give it a listen while I go rinse my face out with Brasso.
SPRAY@spraypopmusic.com · 3mo ago👨🎤 It's here! It's now! It's pop! 👩🎤 It's 'Somewhere Out There (Somebody's Burying A Body)' and it's streaming! open.spotify.com/album/3i24GT...
🏮Update🏮 Tickets are now running low, if you're coming to the SPRAY/CUBAN BOYS/POUND SHOP BOYS extravaganza hosted by Hacker T Dog we'd love to see you! All the deets are here www.eventbrite.com/e/spray-x-cu... It's worth it just for the selfie with Hacker!
We literally cannot describe in words - and although you'll never believe us, we are kinda qualified - how much of a musical and emotional riot this gig - nay, experience - will be. We implore you to go along yourself, as there will be nothing else like it ever again. (Unless there is another one.)
SPRAY@spraypopmusic.com · 3mo ago🏮Update🏮 Tickets are now running low, if you're coming to the SPRAY/CUBAN BOYS/POUND SHOP BOYS extravaganza hosted by Hacker T Dog we'd love to see you! All the deets are here www.eventbrite.com/e/spray-x-cu... It's worth it just for the selfie with Hacker!
Listen: We count for nothing - apart from being absolutely correct in all cases - and you should be listening to this. BBVM is the radio event of the week. (If you don't, you might end up listening to us instead. And no-one needs that, do they?)
Ben Baker@benbaker.bsky.social · 3mo agoLast week I played this lot. Sound like a playlist worth hearing? Come join me tonight at 8pm for more. noiseboxradio.com
I can confirm that Keiron is absolutely banging on here and @hawaiiworms.bsky.social is a lovely chap. Go see them.
Keiron.@keironhiggins.bsky.social · 4mo agoGo see this cat. His experiments with electronics as a one man band is a captivating watch. He's also a great conversation off stage also, in a good coat
Look Mom No Computer didn't deserve to come last. However The Blender would like to assert that their song is a banger anyhow.
Can confirm - we listened to the looped, short beeping noises enough to test even our endurance. And we used to fall asleep to gabber.
Doc Wallace@docwallace.bsky.social · 4mo agoIf you saw the discussion me, @snathe.bsky.social and @theblender.online had and want the precis, here you go. As I said to them, I don't think Mutt Lange himself listened to the opening of this track as much as we did. docwallacemedicineshow.wordpress.com/2026/05/13/t...
