Fudging Johnny complaining that his wrist hurts because of how hard HE was wedgieing ME!!! 😡

Winston serves as the Heroes Pride flag each year, but what about the villains? This year we’re claiming Pride for our own, and we are treating our symbol much nicer~ The secret revealed: Winstons cape was swapped out and his goggles are missing so I can look at his puppy eyes!

Jasper Owens 🍉@villaincorpus.bsky.social · 2mo ago

An epic clash between good and evil! A duel between Corpus and Johnny B. Goode! What could they be fighting over… Brief Shadow? That doesn’t seem right. Who’d want him? Full comic in store release, coming soon! (Jk. There’s no budget for that, we’ve just got a cover.)

There is no better way to get around the city at night than the zip line wedgie, a little painful at first but you get used to it (Anonymous request)

Jason has been spending some time with Zach. They seem to hit it off quite well, so long as Zach can keep his mischief directed at Jason’s brothers instead of the Red Hood himself. Unfortunately (for Jason) the others were out on missions or patrol, and Zach requires entertainment!

Also while I'm on this topic, The whole "trans-debate" thing is literally just people making excuses to be cruel. That's all it is. People are just reaching for an excuse to justify their cruelty.

The worst part of your nemesis being an art thief is you can never hide your diary from them 🙃😖🫣

Jasper Owens 🍉@villaincorpus.bsky.social · last yr.

As a nosy villain, I couldn’t resist taking a peek at @thebriefshadow.bsky.social ‘s diary. I’m only 3 entries in and this is simultaneously hilarious and sad, I just cant look away. [The full 2 pages and previous entries are up on my P@treon]

Coming to terms with the fact that your carefully honed skills don’t matter during a round of rough and tumble wrestling with a bully must be tough…

I-I was told those pixtures were deleted. MINSTREL!😡😳😣🥺

Jasper Owens 🍉@villaincorpus.bsky.social · last yr.

Well trained boys don’t need to be yelled at to get down. A simple gesture and @thebriefshadow.bsky.social is already in position awaiting his reward~

The truth hurts apparently 🤷

Jasper Owens 🍉@villaincorpus.bsky.social · last yr.

Uh… anyway, I’m still not a cat boy. Not willingly. But these allegations got hands 😓

Fun fact that I’m not supposed to bring up cause Johnny hates it, but I do wanna bring up BECAUSE Johnny hates it: PB is famously the only hero, possibly the only person in general, to ever give Johnny a black eye 😏

Jasper Owens 🍉@villaincorpus.bsky.social · 2y ago

Another hero on the streets of Wengeville: Punching Bag! PB for short, this annoying little shit has all the social graces of a peacock. I’m certain this overconfidence comes from the fact that his superpower is his invincibility. He will break, but he regenerates insanely fast.

Better try and get comfortable... 🤫

Brief Shadow🍉@thebriefshadow.bsky.social · 2y ago

How about a bully coming across a nerd they forgot they left in a hanging wedgie and tries to remember how long they’ve been up so far (and if they should be let down😏)?

Don’t worry, from my experience, that artifact is probably safer with corpus than anything else. He is a MASSIVE arts and relics collector, doesn’t sell to the black market, and has secret climate controlled vaults all around Wengeville. Aj should be more concerned about that mind weaver thread

Jasper Owens 🍉@villaincorpus.bsky.social · 2y ago

As a collector of rare items, I couldn’t resist this particular artifact from AJ the “bully exorcist’s” collection. (First time I’ve ever tried drawing boxers, I don’t really understand how they work 😅) Collab idea with a fren, check out his stuff!: deviantart.com/tugstories

If y’all look really closely, you’ll see how he likes to use fire too. Flaming spankings are the worst kind 😓

Jasper Owens 🍉@villaincorpus.bsky.social · 2y ago

Clove (aka Firecracker) is another popular sidekick who enjoys humiliating brief shadow. Although his powers are based around fire, he loves utilizing water to torture nerds too! Wengeville appreciates a versatile hero! Patreon piece from a while back.

Damian’s Revenge is now up on my patreon! I love the goofy ass teeth I gave Jon. I bet he gets bullied for them big ol’ chompers. www.patreon.com/posts/119104...

Jasper Owens 🍉@villaincorpus.bsky.social · 2y ago

Zach provides magical items and services to his heroic friends. Usually there is a fee, but for Jon to help Damian confess his feelings? That’s free of charge 😏

I added more folks to the Art of Humiliation Pack. It's getting close to be filled, so if there are any people I forgot, please let me know. And if anyone doesn't want their name in here, please let me know. go.bsky.app/UsprWKy

Posting cause I saw someone post about comfort characters. Does anyone else not rely on characters for comfort because they were manipulated by others in your life to control your emotional regulation out of other’s convenience? Like “Superman doesn’t cry so you shouldn’t either” kinda thing?

Game tournaments at Jon’s place can be pretty intense. The boys like to make bets, but Gar always seems to come out on top… This was just supposed to be something small but I wanted to try something new with how I do my lineart and I got carried away 😅

Merry Christmas, nerds! May you be wrapped in your undies even tighter than the presents under the tree 💜

Merry Christmas everyone! I’m so grateful for the love and excitement you’ve given I and Corpy this year. Now if only I could get Johnny to get me off the top of the tree! XS

EEEEEK! NOT TO THE TOP FLOOR!!!!

Jasper Owens 🍉@villaincorpus.bsky.social · 2y ago

Winston is taking on some extra work at hero corporation to make ends meet. And Johnny… he has nothing better to do. No one tells Sabrina Carpenter that her music video and songs made me want to draw wedgies, okay??? (Piece from my P@treon from a while back 😙)

Tim has been discussing possible plans. Superboy thinks Tim has great ideas, he just can't keep the crowd's attention. What else could Con do but support his team leader? A triumphant shout, a humiliated squeal: Tim will surely captivate the hearts (and camera feeds) of the voters.

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I just think they’re neat 🥔 made a silly and kinky 3 panel comic for Patreon. Fan art is a fun challenge, I want to stay true to the original style but without simply replicating it.

Jasper Owens 🍉@villaincorpus.bsky.social · 2y ago

Trying to find references and being overwhelmed by the sheer volume of Jason Todd designs there are….

The same people that invested in united health literally walked over the body of the CEO in order to start the investment meeting on time. I couldn’t write a better metaphor for private equity controlled health insurance if I tried.

Made a fun little advent calendar for art, writing, and other forms of art! I hope you all enjoy this, cuz I took time to plan this out! Here's to a fruitful December!

Visiting family for thanksgiving and man I am stuffed more than the turkey. I also look forward to heading back home to get stuffed in a different way~ And thank y’all for being so amazing! I love this community and the friends I have here! Happy Thanksgiving!

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I AM NOT A URINAL AND MY COSTUME IS NOT YELLOW BECAUSE OF THAT! This is slander!!! Grrrr

Jasper Owens 🍉@villaincorpus.bsky.social · 2y ago

Punching bag is a hero whose only power is that he’s indestructible. He has to get pretty creative to keep up with more powerful villains (like yours truly~) and that creativity extends to bullying! @thebriefshadow.bsky.social was wearing a pair of Super Soakers which make a great urinal 😏

I have been contractually obligated to speak on these rumors that Johnny B. Goode is a bully, and the evidence showing him bullying me. My company’s lawyers have suggested I insist that these are all fun and games and that our relationship is that of brothers. Don’t trust villains blah blah blah

Jasper Owens 🍉@villaincorpus.bsky.social · 2y ago

The foolish citizens of Wengeville actually believe Johnny B. Goode is good person. His stylists can dress him in preppy uniforms all they want but in truth, when the cameras are off, Johnny is an asshole of a bully. (Patreon piece pulled from the memory of @thebriefshadow.bsky.social 😈)

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