I’ve finally tracked down ElChoclito1 (on X) to claim my vengeance! His debut as my completely willing and happy table is occurring at a party in my new safe-house 😁 Based on (mostly) real events surrounding a bruise on my neck.

Fudging Johnny complaining that his wrist hurts because of how hard HE was wedgieing ME!!! 😡

Winston serves as the Heroes Pride flag each year, but what about the villains? This year we’re claiming Pride for our own, and we are treating our symbol much nicer~ The secret revealed: Winstons cape was swapped out and his goggles are missing so I can look at his puppy eyes!

Jasper Owens 🍉@villaincorpus.bsky.social · 2mo ago

An epic clash between good and evil! A duel between Corpus and Johnny B. Goode! What could they be fighting over… Brief Shadow? That doesn’t seem right. Who’d want him? Full comic in store release, coming soon! (Jk. There’s no budget for that, we’ve just got a cover.)

An epic clash between good and evil! A duel between Corpus and Johnny B. Goode! What could they be fighting over… Brief Shadow? That doesn’t seem right. Who’d want him? Full comic in store release, coming soon! (Jk. There’s no budget for that, we’ve just got a cover.)

Choc’s mind was easy to take command of, he’s looking forward to a pride month swim! Of course, he thinks he’s diving into a pool full of hot men, but it’s just me, the cameras, and one stinky, slimy dumpster 😌😏 My half of an art trade with @ ElChoclito1 on X

I’m sick and lonely, join me while I work on some lineart for an art swap? picarto.tv/VillainCorpus

I’ve had a couple hookups where I’ve had the pleasure of educating some guys on what a wedgie is. They were both esl, which makes me wonder if there’s a word for wedgie in every language 🤔 I know Spanish has one, shoutout to all you “calzon chino” accounts ✌🏻

Bi-annual gay boi server plug. It’s a small disc, and it’s not always poppin but uh… Captain is there. People like him? TBH if things get hairy and they ask for my drivers license, I’m abandoning that house… I am not a good salesman.

Inside me there are two… uh… moons? I don’t know. All I know is that one of them is tired and that’s the version who’s been increasingly at the reins 😪 (closeups below)

I’m looking for someone who takes comms for making vtuber models, if anyone has a plug, or is a plug, let me know!

Important to take breaks when clearing a dungeon

When I was a youth, I thought the final lyric in mambo n0. 5 was “a little bit of you, oh wait, You’re a man!” Because of this, listening to the song made me feel awkward, and uncomfortable. The call was coming from inside the house 🏳️‍🌈

Quentin forgot about Kurt’s scary dog privileges 😔

Not to say I’m living every nerd/bullies dream but I get to wedgie him whenever I want: While he’s doing the dishes yank, while he’s asleep tug, while he’s eating pull, as soon as he gets home grab, before he leaves heave. And any time in between, is still wedgie time! 😋

Wanting to be gagged less as a kinky BDSM thing and more so I can be freed from the burden of having to respond verbally to things.

Playing with my dolls in a role play, that’s how we got here. I really like Quentin Quire. He’s just the most slimy weasel, and Kurt, oh Kurt, that silly blue guy, I want to pin him down and do things to him~

Imagine you have this really crafty bully (as in both sneaky, and good at crafting) and one day you open your underwear drawer to find all of your underwear gone except for one newly customized pair of tighty whities 😋

Nerd who has to use anti-dandruff shampoo because all the noogies leave his scalp dry 🤭

I wrote a story!!! First one of 2026. Based on a commission done by @villaincorpus.bsky.social !! Give it some love if you want 👉🏽👈🏽 and any comments on how to improve are always welcomed :3 www.deviantart.com/tronicte/art...

My style is simplistic because I’m actually afraid of drawing. Every time I draw a line I think it’s gonna fuck the whole thing up. But every time I add MORE lines it actually looks better; But the terror never leaves…

If I made a “design your own briefs” Colouring page would you guys colour it in and show me?

I have very strict boundaries about who is allowed to touch me and when. Orion and I have discussed this before, the dork must’ve wanted the wedgie…

Why would you leave a blank canvas like that so tantalizingly placed? I always carry a permanent marker 😁

He’s bigger and stronger, so the wedgies and swirlies come naturally. What’s worse is finding out your bully can also beat you at the nerd shit you like! Maybe find out if he’s any good at chess before you make a bet. My comms arent really open but @elefnante.bsky.social was willing to wait💕

I don’t like seeing people diss on natural deodorants. Like, sorry you stink? They work for me? Perhaps (and I know this is a wild concept) people’s bodies are different from one another? And don’t always act the same when exposed to substances??

Everytime I see the word “Stiles” appear I flinch away. I have not and will not engage with the wolf show. It gives me the ick. Something about it reads toxic to me, like looking at a brightly coloured frog. I’m not eating that, I know it’s gonna make me sick.

Shoutout and silent apology to that guy I hooked up with and will never see again. I ate his ass and licked his feet but when he kissed me, I gagged. Why was his mouth so cold…

I really had better finish this series soon, but I’m currently very busy reading this book called “Winston’s Diary” and that’s occupying a lot of my time. 😌

Now that BBNO$ is “retiring” Im going to use some sort of sea witch potion to take that voice and those moves for myself. No longer will my enthusiastic wiggling and squawking on the dance floor be rhythmless 🕺🏼

Read this really good “nerdification” story and then felt bad because it hit too close to home regarding friendships ending and people changing… I’ve been the bad friend in this scenario. Hot as hell, but man, the post nut clarity…