Apparently, Elon’s graduated to the “vandalize the moon” phase of supervillainy. I guess it *was* just a matter of time.

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New comic! Wherein Cord takes in a movie.

There are no small parts, just stupid people, or whatever.

"The cuck stops here!" -Truman during his alpha bro phase

I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for this meddling incompetence.

A proton pack and containment unit, but for the joke ideas that escape my brain before they can be shared.

I can't remember the joke that swiftly exited my brain, but I can say with full confidence that it was the best idea I'll have all day.

Real world consequences are preferable to my increasingly elaborate fantasy world consequences.

Tony the Tiger never would've gotten to where he is without his tiger mom.

I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling shitposters.

"There are no stupid questions." Me:

Dwight Schrute's Iconic Hand Stretch

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Is that ibrium even equil, bro?

I gave it an amount of effort that was far below my best, and an amount of effort that was far below my best wasn't enough.

Even if all you can do is spare a few bucks, it will help my Mom. I have 2 siblings who are still kids and live at home. My Mom is in school and works so hard. It’s not her fault that her job is paused.

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hey ik everyone is struggling but my Mom is out of work until her boss’s broken shoulder is better If you can spare a few extra bucks to help out my Mom Venmo: @dana9330076

I feel like pancakes are something I could really get into.

Happy All Who Celebrate Day to all who celebrate.

Genuinely angered by how late in life I'm discovering comfortable socks.

Every leisure purchase I’ve made since losing my mom is predicated on the assumption that I will one day regain the ability to enjoy things.

i still need ~$640 towards the scan and $750 for rent my nurse is doing so much extra work to try and help me apply for aid & i’m so grateful to her, but so far we haven’t received any feedback for any of the applications (some submitted over 3 months ago)

Gonna discard this draft like the world discarded me.

A urology-focused wellness campaign called “Pee Best.”

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Laundry isn’t so bad if you don’t count the washing, drying, folding, and putting away.

Me deleting a post that failed to receive a single like within three seconds of going up.

Wesley: I Did Everything I Could

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