[temporary pinned] •Tiny Tina, Borderlands 3/ Arcane AU •Arcane Oc?? •Zaunite Orphan •Demolitions Expert •Childish •Gaslight Gatekeep and Grenades •woop woop

Lifts a glass. Little Miss is right after all.

[Temporary Pinned] •Amalthea, Zaun's local medic •permanently tired •lives on coffee and weed •grows her own stuff in the basement as well as other plants for poisons and cures •lots of insects reptiles and small animals in her basement for similar reasons •apartment over her doctor's office

Sleepin dogs must lie after all.

Oi— I'm gonna go make up the bed. 𝗦𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲'𝘀 gonna be needin' it soon.

Good thing I'm just your blood type, Graves.

Sure it does; in his mind at least.

Pfft—— He's not wrong though.

Doubled over in the corner laughing.

“Hey I don’t judge round here.”

EZREAL@trueshotbarrage.bsky.social · 2y ago

“A walrus? That’s…certainly a choice.”

“Gravel. But he loves being referred to as a walrus so you’ll get bonus points for that if you do it.”

EZREAL@trueshotbarrage.bsky.social · 2y ago

“Quick, someone tell me his first name. And maybe a last name. Does he have a last name?”

Face palms. “Good gods——“

I’m a lucky little rabbits foot with cards.

𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔@doublebarrels.bsky.social · 2y ago

It's always lucky with ya around.

I’m always down for free drinks. Seems like it’s my lucky day.

Bout damn time.

Squinting real hard here.

“ When you've got talent, there's no such thing as ‘a lucky shot.’ “

New guards… tch, that doesn’t surprise me. [ He’s messing with his cards aimlessly in his grasp. Ah that familiar smell; how he’s missed it. ] Damnit. They’re smart I’ll give them that but we’re smarter. Surely they’ve got a weak link in that chain. We figure that out and we’re golden.

𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔@doublebarrels.bsky.social · 2y ago

Aye!! Ya know... I gave quite some information 'bout the new guards in Piltover.... [ He put an arm around him, getting a cigar out of hus pocket. Slowly, he pit it between his lips to light it. ] And it seems like they know we are onto 'em... at least they got more than least time.

I wouldn’t dream of it. [ Hands are held up as a peace offering before him. That’s one threat he doesn’t want to chance. His shoulder is now throbbing but he delivers one right back. ] We should definitely partner up. Once a partner always a partner… or something like that.

𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔@doublebarrels.bsky.social · 2y ago

Don't double cross me again, pardner.... [ It was a threat, but he was glad his partner actually tried to get him out of there. He let go of him again, delivering a playful and quite hard punch to his shoudler. ] Now that yer back... watcha say? Should we pardner up..?

I can appreciate that.

𝕮𝖗𝖞 𝕷𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖑𝖊 𝕾𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗♡٨ﮩ٨ﮩﮩ٨ﮩﮩ٨ﮩ@chxmbaroness.bsky.social · 2y ago

I don't like getting my hands dirty!

[ W H E E Z E. ] Of. Course. Not... [ His hands are out and patting his back slowly. ] Yeah, yeah, don't remind me. I was so close to death I could practically see her.

𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔@doublebarrels.bsky.social · 2y ago

.... I KNEW YA WOULDN'T HAVE LET ME THERE TO ROT! [ He now again wrapped his arms around him, squeezing so hard he would properly crack his spine if he wasn't careful. ] Ye... Ya know, I was so close to killin' yer arse!

Now 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 a surprise.

𝕮𝖗𝖞 𝕷𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖑𝖊 𝕾𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗♡٨ﮩ٨ﮩﮩ٨ﮩﮩ٨ﮩ@chxmbaroness.bsky.social · 2y ago

If we're talking weapons I really like poisons derived from insects reptiles and amphibians :3

Ya don't have to wear a suit to wield cards. Good heavens. Suit yourself then, you gun-slinging freaks.

Cross your heart you big oaf. [ Wiggles out of the grasp and rolls his shoulders. He nods. ] I 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 tried. Lost all our people in the process and had to retreat. I couldn't risk dying either... Who else would annoy you?

𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔@doublebarrels.bsky.social · 2y ago

YAR RIGHT YA.... what? [ He looked down, slowly releasing the tension in his arms. ] ... Ya really tried? Cross yer fart? Or whatever they say....

You should try cards.. that always surprises people.