If I continue to ignore the verification of my age on the iPhone, will it eventually stop working? 😂

These England players haven’t turned up to the tournament yet.

Suno - a company that trained on "essentially all music files of reasonable quality that are accessible on the open Internet", and argues it does not need to pay to do so - is now valued at $5.4 billion. They will pay for GPUs, and for engineers… 🧵 1/2

I’m finding that I’m spending a fair amount of my work hours explaining to non tech people that the website they just built with Kiro is a static html file that only they can see. They honestly believe they just built a dynamic reporting portal that the entire company can access. Whats a web server?

I'm a Newcastle United fan for the day... doing us a proper favour right now.

Watching Eurovision.. and so far Bulgaria has been by far the better song. Very ordinary for the rest.

I thoroughly regret indoctrinating my children to the world of Tottenham Hotspur.. looks like they are in for another generation of absolute disappointment. 😟

AHEAD OF TONIGHT: For true sickos, we’ve updated our Spurs mugs from this, the most curséd of seasons. Removed the manager entirely due to the lack of suitable candidates, and added in Richarlison being extremely Richarlison 💛 🤔 Shares appreciated! X #COYS 🛒 noscoredraws.com/products/spu...

I will be watching the last episode of the Jackal tonight instead of Spurs. Cannot deal with them.

No thanks LinkedIn! I have better things to do..

"The Microsoft 365 Copilot app (formerly Office) lets you create, share, and collaborate all in one place with your favorite apps now including Copilot." - IF WE PUT COPILOT IN THE NAME, WE CAN JACK UP THOSE NUMBERS!

Back in the office tomorrow after having watched that Tottenham 2nd half.. wishing I hadn’t.

Some poor IT person at the OBR currently sweating bullets for uploading a PDF 30 minutes early.

In London getting the gartner view of the world this week.

Bandcamp will soon need to add a new category called "human-made" to its listings. www.reuters.com/business/med...

With Kalshi, Polymarket etc essentially being allowed to circumvent all normal regulations for sportsbetting.. when do we start seeing the effect in the numbers of BetMGM, Draftkings, Fanduel? Q3?

Trillions being thrown at AI to create the solution to a question that doesn't yet exist. It will make the 2000s tech bubble look mild.

When did this kind of reporting become normal? Why are we shocked when AI models aren't able to interpret things in real time?

Wow. Ricky Hatton has died. So young.. awful news.

Why does it feel like the world right now is participating in a giant AI experiment? of very little benefit to society but filling the pockets of a small few.

Oh dear Utd fans. What is Amorim doing? 😅

Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.

Youtube adverts are wild these days. From chewing minerals to fix broken teeth, to accusing all over 40s at being inept when using AI... I wonder if there's any review process at all.

I think my kids have watched KPop Demon Hunters on Netflix about 50 times now and I still have absolutely no idea what it's about.

Congratulations to Lincoln Red Imps of Gibraltar, first time into the UEFA Europa League play-off rounds! www.chronicle.gi/lincoln-red-...

It's that time of year. Logging into fantasy.premierleague.com to select my team for the year and then forgetting to login again for the next 6 months. #premierleague #fantasy

I've become obsessed with videos on the BBC Archive youtube channel.. and came across this one today of Mick Jagger in 1982 discussing if he can tour at least another 5 years?? 😂

What on earth made Topps put Kinsky as the starting keeper for Tottenham in their 2025/26 Premier League set? so they could squeeze in another "RC" card? #tottenham #topps

If you want to work in Gibraltar, it would appear you should apply to be a refuse collector..