Dima Volkov
@thedimacore.bsky.social
28, he/him, Ace. Design/Production Engineer in the Aerospace field. Aviation enjoyer. I like going fast. High King of Pennsylvania. Icon by: @pinballswizard.com
I like to imagine musclefurs watching fatfurs and just imagining which ones they can lift
His glutes diminished Prosthetics Will Not Suffice Hank Hill's BBL
World stunned Silently Smoke from Vatican Chimney The McRib is back
Right now I'd rather be wearing nothing but my Cuban Links, lounging in a Lazy boy with a plate of melon and prosciutto watching The Rockford Files
Kinda burnt out on painting Iron Warriors and Chaos in general. Gonna work on some Ultramarines and maybe some Custodes
IT GUY WHO POSTS ON GRUNTSTYLE FB: Valhalla awaits us brothers ACTUAL ARMY GRUNT: what’s up TikTok it’s your boy Jesse27 today I’m doing the cinnamon challenge in my asshole ACTUAL SPECOPS GUY: (lying burned and dead in his car from a heroin deal gone wrong)
When I grow up I want to be an accounting manager for Enron
Over a decade ago I heard someone named White Mike drop the bar "I'll use your butt crack as a fuckin nut rag" at Scribble Jam and for the love of christ I need that clip. If anyone has it you'll be my hero.
My goal in life currently is to have a physique that sets off the Planet Fitness Lunk Alarm just by reaching for the door
Guard your heart against love and guard you're head from blunt force trauma
Copious amounts of steroids and 24 inch arms would fix me ngl
All the shit you thought was cool when you were 9 is what's actually cool
If the US military promised free GeekBars to all id probably enlist
Need someone to kick me in the head. This isn't a self destructive post or anything I just think it'd be kinda funny
Yo Christian Nationalists, never forget that Jesus was killed by the State.
Petition to change all golf courses into Motocross freeride parks
NAMCO. RELEASE THE ACE COMBAT 4 5 AND 0 TRILOGY AS AN HD REMASTER AND MY SOUL IS YOURS