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“Desperate American Voluntarily Self—Deports to the Vatican” www.nbcnews.com/world/the-va...
Robert Francis Prevost becomes first U.S.-born pope
Latest news and live updates as the election process for the next pope continues. The cardinals met for their first conclave vote last night.
nbcnews.com
Border wall selfie tour: $500 Custom MAGA passport cover: $35 Citizenship test prep guide: $49.95 Getting waved through while others get caged: PRICELESS There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s Trump Visa. 🙄 www.wired.com/story/doge-t...
A ‘Trump Card Visa’ Is Already Showing Up in Immigration Forms
Donald Trump has proposed launching a “gold card” program offering US residency for $5 million. Elon Musk’s DOGE has begun rolling out the technology to enable it.
wired.com
JD Vance: “We want them to come, we want them to watch the game. But when the time’s up, they’ll have to go home. Otherwise they’ll have to talk to Secretary Noem.” …in a quarry, no doubt. 😳 www.theguardian.com/football/202...
‘They’ll have to go home’: Trump’s World Cup taskforce dismisses fears but warns visitors
Donald Trump convened the first meeting of his administration’s 2026 World Cup taskforce on Tuesday in a public event at the White House
theguardian.com
Somebody let Pete Hegseth in the cockpit again 🍺🍺🍺 www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Second fighter jet crashes into the sea after landing failure on USS Harry S. Truman
The F/A-18 Super Hornet failed to catch the arresting wire upon landing, the second time a jet has gone off the ship’s deck and into the Red Sea in eight days.
nbcnews.com
Betting money this is because THE ROCK was on TV. Next time THE PURGE or THE HUNGER GAMES air, we’re doomed.
Grrrifters all the way down. www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
DOGE aide dismantling CFPB owns stock in companies that could benefit from cuts
Gavin Kliger helped oversee mass firings at the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau while holding stock in companies that experts say likely stand to benefit from dismantling that agency — a ...
dailykos.com
WANTED: Code Lords & Crypto Chads to Dismantle Democracy. Pronouns = Bro/Bros. Must like muskrats. $190k. www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
Here Are the Job Titles and Salary Ranges of Some DOGE Staffers
A list released to FOIA Files by the Office of Personnel Management gives color on the individuals executing DOGE priorities. Among other things it reveals their salary ranges, job titles and official...
bloomberg.com
Trump: “Elon told me Mars is red, so obviously they support me. Everybody knows that. The poll numbers there are tremendous.” 🙄 www.cnbc.com/2025/05/02/n...
Trump aims to cut $6 billion from NASA budget, shifting $1 billion to Mars-focused missions
The Trump administration is floating a plan to trim about $6 billion from the budget of NASA while emphasizing the importance of going to Mars.
cnbc.com
It's like STAR WARS, except with more billionaires and narcissism. www.npr.org/2025/04/29/n...
Amazon launches its first internet satellites to compete against SpaceX's Starlinks
Stargazers oppose the fast-growing constellations of low-orbiting satellites, arguing they spoil observations. Others fear more satellite collisions.
npr.org
Hey, Canada! Congrats on your election. Can we interest you in a new province? Pre-owned, slightly used, with minor constitutional cracks. Reduced price after recent Management change. A real fixer-upper. Whaddaya say, eh?
No, that's just Elon Musk's astronomically large ego out there. www.cnn.com/2025/04/28/s...
Scientists discover massive molecular cloud close to Earth | CNN
Named Eos, the cloud of gas would appear huge in the night sky if visible to the naked eye and could shed light on solar system formation.
cnn.com
We just used DOGE’s API to access their Wall of Receipts. The very first line item we randomly checked revealed a claim inflated by $781m (not to mention the program they cut was for polio immunizations).
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JD Vance is claiming innocence after yesterday’s audience with the Pope. www.reuters.com/world/pope-f...
Pope Francis has died, Vatican says in video statement
Pope Francis, the first Latin American leader of the Roman Catholic Church, has died, the Vatican said in a video statement on Monday, ending an often turbulent reign marked by division and tension as he sought to overhaul the hidebound institution.
reuters.com
White House: JK. Our bad. 😅 www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
White House Sent Harvard April 11 Demands in Error, The New York Times Reports | News | The Harvard Crimson
The White House had not intended to send its revised — and more aggressive — set of demands to Harvard on April 11, according to a report by the New York Times published Friday evening.
thecrimson.com
Trump wants Elon’s help with golden showers of missiles. www.thedailybeast.com/elon-musks-s...
Elon Musk’s SpaceX Is Naturally in the Lead to Build Trump’s Golden Dome
It is getting special Pentagon access along with two MAGA-led partners.
thedailybeast.com
Nothing to see here, folks... Nope... Nothing at all... www.firstpost.com/business/tru...
Trump's tariff war brings good news for Putin: Ruble is now world's best performing currency
The Russian ruble has become the strongest performing currency globally this year, appreciating 38% against the US dollar and surpassing even gold in returns. This rise is attributed to elevated inter...
firstpost.com
There are no plans to remove the Mike Johnson-shaped polyp in Trump's colon at this time. time.com/7277406/pres...
Trump's Medical Results: What We Learned From His Physical
Trump attended a medical appointment on Friday—the first physical of his second presidential term.
time.com
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