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Ted McCormick @tedmccormick.bsky.social · 3h ago

“Imagine you’ve been a functioning adult since before 2024. It’s simply not possible”

Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · yesterday

Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak

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kavishj611 5h
+ All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?

Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 9h ago

David Cross leaning into a mic. "America, should, must, and will blow up the moon."

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 10h ago

NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman on rockets crashing into the moon: "It's not a big deal right now. The moon has clearly seen better days."

Ward Q. Normal (he/him)@wardqnormal.bsky.social · 7h ago

All the people who are anti-Hitting Yourself in the Head with a Hammer, I have one question: If the Hitting Yourself in the Head with a Hammer robot disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without Hitting Yourself in the Head with a Hammer or any other Head-Hitting tool?

Charlie Stross@cstross.bsky.social · 14h ago

My answer is LOL ROFL (dickbrain) The terminally AI-pilled can't even *imagine* some people have *never* asked stochastic parrots to cheat at their job for them.

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All the people who are anti-Al or want to
slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you
still get through an entire workday
without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?

Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it
up?

Leader Won’t Draw @thedudeabided.bsky.social · yesterday

I didn’t know my old college roommate - who once said you can’t get someone pregnant if you’re drunk (“the sperm are drunk too & can’t swim straight…duh”) is working in the White House now

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · yesterday

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

To O’Mara, the diet is not just a temporary means of losing weight but a way to eat for good. He has been doing it for 10 years, and credits it with turning his life around. At one point in our conversation he pulled up the Bristol Stool Chart, which ranges from Type 1 (“separate, hard pellets”) to Type 7 (“watery, no solid pieces”). O’Mara is consistently delivering Type 4 (“smooth, soft, like a snake”), with pointed ends, indicative of healthy rectal function, he told me. “When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,” he claimed. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.” He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and “nearly orgasmic.”

“I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”

Leader Won’t Draw @thedudeabided.bsky.social · yesterday

Bob Weir, trying to perfect his slide guitar playing

ProFootballTalk@profootballtalk.bsky.social · yesterday

Josh Allen: You knock enough at the door, it's going to open at some point.

Leader Won’t Draw @thedudeabided.bsky.social · yesterday

I’m kinda legit bummed for all my o’s fan buddies who let themselves get excited about a few playoff runs and new ownership, just to see one of their best players get traded *within* the division

Baltimore Banner Sports@sports.thebaltimorebanner.com · yesterday

Orioles fans spent years excitedly waiting for star prospect Adley Rutschman. Four years later after his debut, they're once again stuck waiting for prospects... for whom Rutschman was traded.

Leader Won’t Draw @thedudeabided.bsky.social · 4d ago

7yo nephew: “And now they’ve got *flying* squirrels! They, like, fly. And I’m like Wuuut?”

Billy Strings Setlists @bmfscouchtour.bsky.social · 6d ago

🚨 New Billy Strings 🚨 @billystrings.com #BMFS

Billy Strings - Mill Town Flood (Official Video)

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Jason E. Dunlap, Valeyard @redeyedjedi.bsky.social · 6d ago

I blame John Hughes for the bullshit they attempt to pass off as "ai" Ever since Weird Science, every tech bro has been trying to create a way to fжck his computer

the irish mitski @sugarmaggz.bsky.social · 6d ago

Making a sandwich vs. putting all of the stuff back

Noah Genda @bugfajita.bsky.social · 6d ago

If the lettuce don't get ya, the screw worm will

Leader Won’t Draw @thedudeabided.bsky.social · 6d ago

I’d be farming dirt, making moonshine, and running from “those damnable revenuers”, according to my grandma

Revan@revan.eurosky.social · last wk.

Enough “what would you do on the commune questions” If you got sent back 100 years and were given your grandparent’s job, what are you doing?

Leader Won’t Draw @thedudeabided.bsky.social · 6d ago

Hopefully someone can help Doug out! Friends don’t let friends use CoT

Doug@jezmund.bsky.social · last wk.

anyone trying to move (two) lawns two day passes to billy at bethel this weekend? because i WILL use the secondary market if i have to 😒

Doug @jezmund.bsky.social · last wk.

anyone trying to move (two) lawns two day passes to billy at bethel this weekend? because i WILL use the secondary market if i have to 😒

Andy K @dingbat1477.bsky.social · 6d ago

Jon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · last wk.

I don't want a "Smart Fridge" that orders milk for me. I want a fridge that lasts 25 years and doesn't have a privacy policy that allows it to share my late-night snacking habits with my health insurance provider.