Take over chain coffee shops and let people pay to join your tabletop RPGs. It can be called Air D&D.
The best Dave you know
@thefaceofdave.bsky.social
Australia’s Favourite Dave. I've never been though. Link to my brain stuffs: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaao77jomek3o Add me on Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/id/TheFaceOfDave/ Buy me a coffee: buymeacoffee.com/thefaceofdave
I learned today that friendships are forged by hating the same people. That's why I get along with most everyone because I hate me and so do they.
They don't show the inside of Thomas the Tank Engine. I bet it's gooey in there.
Spirit Halloween is opening more stores this year than ever before. That is a massive fucking recession indicator.
I'm not saying I'm a big deal because I'm not one.
Motherfuckers be like, "they are going to track me through vaccines," and then support their towns having flock cameras. I need you to understand this; if you're pro flock cameras, I hate you and don't want you to read my posts.
Who would win: My will to live Or My 9 year old asking me an endless amount of "who will win" questions
Accidentally shared a leftist meme with a normie friend. This will either open a new world for them or close a friendship. Stay tuned for the next Dragon Ball Z.
Guys, if I don't post for a while, it's because they put me in the soup. It's because I'm cooked, chat.
Spoiler alert: They put Spider-Man in the soup.
Lots of folks think israel has been around basically forever. Here is a partial list of stuff that is older: Fax machines Color TV Jet airplanes Microwave ovens Dolly Parton Penicillin Mobile phones Computers Mountain Dew X-rays (radiology) Hovercrafts KFC Helicopters Electric cars Robots Cher
What if I am just part of a whole Dave that has been being repaired for a thousand years? Daveseus, if you will.
OK you all know I don't believe that any god exists, but let me grant for argument's sake that the Christian god exists. Why did he stop coming down and talking to folks after the camera was invented?
I can't explain it but iOS users believe in astrology and Android users believe in science. I will not be fielding any questions.
Life is like an open parentheses, it always leaves you wanting (this is where the end of the sentence should be
"That shirt is tight!" can be an insult or a compliment depending on tone.
If I had a one wish willow, I would use it for evil. It is good that I do not have one.
Did Nikki use her one wish when the being controlling Nikki made the wish?
I think comedy peaked the first time someone said, "that can't be good," at every story beat in a horror movie in a theater.
Everyone sings about HOW we do it but they don't even care WHY we do it and it is because capitalism is exploitative so we do it.
I've pooped 3 times and run 6.16 miles before you woke up
I am not saying I am the most masculine male of all time, but I made three doors in my house not squeaky anymore.
Jimothy is a big Weird Al fan. Prove me wrong.
Me: i'm just here for shits and giggles Taco bell employee: *passes me my order* can't promise you the giggles
People who wear plaid pants need to keep their asses in check
If I wrote Wizard of Oz: Dorothy: Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. Narrator: And they lived happily ever after. The end.