I think in the Post Roe era, all fetuses should be considered to be illegal aliens as they are in the country despite having no citizenship as they dont have a birth certificate; and all abortion devices and medication should be considered as a gun since their purpose is supposedly for self defense.

Animals i wish humans had domesticated: Giraffes Moose Bears Ants

I am so tired of videos of people self righteously talking into their phone cameras; or podcast interviews where famous people reveal how utterly boring they are. Its like convergent evolution but instead of evolving an eyeball or a wing, we kept evolving a hairy nutsack.

Looking at my electric bill from 2020. My costs have tripled. What the fuck.

Guess which other narcissistic, mentally unstable authoritarian leader called for an arch and a ballroom to be built as grand monuments to his glory. I'm sure it's just a coincidence . . .

It never ceases to amaze me that the US reelected a socialist cripple so many times we literally passed a constitutional amendment to make sure it never happened again (the socialist part, not the cripple part, obviously)

The most common voter fraud is voter suppression. The most common lie is a lie of ommission. The most common shitpost runs out of chara

Whole lot of "I think" posts coming out of this account. I guess I better go drink a beer to suppress my thought machine.

I think drugs should be legal for anyone old enough to qualify for social security. If you can take free money, you can take free basing. Cocaine with your cataracts. Heroine with your hairloss. Help Helen in memory care really remember her youth with LSD and Jimmy Hendrix.

I think we should use fentanyl for lethal injection. Its far more humane than what we have been using, takes very little for a lethal dose, and the DEA has a bunch they've already confiscated. For bonus points it serves as a great anti-drug campaign. Note: I'm actually against the death penalty.

I think therapy for men should always include a shared activity. Building a house, or splitting logs. Men think better when they are doing something and they trust better when sharing the load.

It's time folks. Send me your spooky gifs.

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A great man once asked, "If eating spicy food makes it burn when we poop, does that mean our buttholes have taste buds?"

Mango mousillini Temu Hitler Orange stain He who shall not be named The dumb as Rapist in chief The traitor Krasnov Please reply with your preferred name for he whose obituary will be much celebrated.

The devil is always hiring, and he pays well.

Im begging you folks, write some posts. Don't just repost. It's hard enough to tell who is a bot around here.

Things which should never be run as a business as the present clear ethical problems due to incentive structures: - Jails - Medicine - Information Distribution - Military

Steins law states that which cannot go on forever, eventually stops. This madness will eventually end, but the music will too.

He sold them the god damn plane.

Angry@angrystaffer.bsky.social · 2w ago

This is an absolute disaster from a national security perspective. Obviously, a lot on F-35s is classified, but a weapons-bay door and a canopy with radar-absorbing material are some of the most sensitive. Hard to describe how bad this is.

@sagastar.bsky.social I love your big black hole.

I have got to admit, he hasn’t sounded this good in decades.

This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY

Profit is just the name for taxes charged by corporations.

With rising gas prices, I think I've finally come to understand Trumpsters willingness to endure self injury to see people they hate be injured. At this point, I Hate MAGA so much I almost would have voted for him myself if it meant these idiots would be suffering this much.

Famous people killed by their doctors - James Garfield - Koreleov - Michael Jackson

What a coincidence, right as the business case for AI is starting to dissolve, major AI leaders start to advocate for greater regulation. It's almost as if they want to use regulation to cover up the fact that they were lying the whole time and that LLMs have no path to AGI. Golly gee. What a shock.

At this point, I think we should either have a Secretary of the Internet or just of Technology in general

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“It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it.” GEORGE CARLIN LIFE IS WORTH LOSING (2005) My joint favourite Stand-Up of all time (along with Richard Pryor).