Gibby
@thegibbon.bsky.social
Statistically proven idiot because I mention football in my bio. Building offshore wind farms
I see you've all had a national alert to tell you to stop having BBQs and you're all annoyed. 4 weeks in Canada and we've had six go off including one at 4 in the morning to give us an all clear on the one they sent at 2 in the morning. Twats. 1072 so far this year across all provinces!!
The boys decided to challenge me to a series of running races in the shallows of a Nova Scotia beach today. Delighted to say I stuffed them both still (though had to work hard against 14yo). Horrified to discover my wife filmed them in slow motion. Turns out Flubber is a documentary about my gut
Deep into our Canadian summer odyssey and I think the most important thing I've learned is how determined these noble people are to use the whole of the animal
Oh municipal fountain, you aren't the first to just grow weary of men I'm sure
Honestly absolutely amazing. What a total spanner that man is
Rav@rvbdrm.com · 4w agoInfantino tries to get Trump to leave. “Nah I’m okay standing right here.”
I had not thought of this and it is pleasing me. France football team emulating their rugby brethren by suddenly playing like a bunch of useless strangers for no particular reason mid tournament
Luke McGee@lukemcgee.bsky.social · last mo.It would be extremely funny if Trump had to hand the world cup to Spain
🎶 Girls who bomb boys Who like boys to bomb girls Who strike boys like they're girls Who hit girls like they're boys Always should be someone you really love
The Journal@thejournal.ie · last mo.Iran announced it was closing the Strait of Hormuz today and launched missiles and drones at its Gulf neighbours, in retaliation for new US strikes following an attack by Iranian forces on a merchant vessel that was abandoned in flames by its crew jrnl.ie/7099253
Jude Bellingham. Bloody hell Jude Bellingham. what a player. Very jealous of all my English friends.
Spain are the Warhammer orks of this world cup. People seem to keep believing they're good so they keep winning. They really are pretty average though
One of the funniest news diagrams I've ever seen.
Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot@bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · last yr.Bonfire: Police declare site a major incident
Just for the avoidance of doubt, as scientists keep trying to explain temperatures will keep rising and climate impacts will keep intensifying until the world gets to net zero emissions. That’s just physics.
"hmassive drugs sales operation" "Aye pal, best hit you've ever had, though I'm afraid it's only available as a suppository"
Angry People in Local Newspapers@apiln.bsky.social · last mo.🎵 When your warehoose o drugs Gets exposed by twa dugs You’re in Moray… 🎶 www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news/7058...
Jonn is always a good read and well worth a subscription. Plus he happens to be a lovely man too so that's a bonus. If you haven't signed up already, you should, you won't regret it
Jonn Elledge@jonnelledge.bsky.social · last mo."The story of how Portugal came to be a proudly independent country, though, tells us much about both the contingency of national identities, and their enduring power, so let’s have at it..." On the nationhood of Portugal - and why it's never been part of Spain
"Dr" Sarah can use her fancy, high falutin' letters and degrees to make her big city arguments all she wants, but here on bluesky, we simple folk an' we know the real answer
I'm Not Saying It Was The Aliens... But It Was The Aliens
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · last mo.I adore you Leon, Egyptologist here, they were built by a largely volunteer force (corvée labor) of 25,000. The builders were very well fed, paid in bread and beer, and received excellent medical care. There was no slavery whatsoever, it is a common misconception.
Oh this is FANTASTIC. Not only did he personally not obscure the house address in his own photos THIS ADDRESS IS PUBLICLY AVAILABLE ON COMPANIES HOUSE AS THE HEADQUARTERS OF TWO DISSOLVED PERSONAL LIMITED COMPANIES AND THE PREVIOUS HEADQUARTERS OF UKIP ITSELF. The fucking hypocrite.
Curious Iguana@curiousiguana.eurosky.social · last mo.First image. The photo The Times so disgracefully posted of Mr Farage's poor daughters house, thus harassing his family. Second two photos. Innocent images posted to Mr Farage's social media over the past few years and widely available online
God I miss the cameras gleefully showing us every angle of a punch-up
It was the French. We took the stuff off them.
Stanley Pignal@spignal.bsky.social · last mo.Egypt has never been so robbed since the British Museum left the country
Dear Mr Infantino, please make it so the loser of this match can have Spain's place in the quarter finals as they were boring poopoo heads last night. K thx bye
Colombia v Switzerland being referred to as Charlie v The Chocolate Factory.
<Infantino pushes button underneath seat in stand> <Pushed button again> <Starts stabbing unresponsive button in an increasingly frantic fashion>
Kieran Healy@kjhealy.co · last mo.<Infantino pushes button underneath seat in stand>
