"And you're definitely going to use MY name on the spine, yeah? You're not just going to make up any old bollocks, are you?" "Of course not. Trust me..."
You do wonder exactly how close the staff were driven to madness before the label appeared.
Slaven Bilic's job security as Croatia manager has just dipped below "Spinal Tap drummer".
I hear opinion is split in the England dressing room between those who want to listen to Calvin Harris and those who’d prefer Johnny Cash, stirring up yet another club vs country debate.
I fail to see how I'm routinely labelled as impatient when I spent six years working for a regional manager who would often start monthly meetings by saying “right, guys - let’s crack open some idea eggs and see what the yolks look like” without once violently attacking him.
Hit singles from the 80s that haven't had breathy acoustic versions done for adverts "now down to last three or four", warn experts.
If you’re wondering what the Pet Shop Boys use to wash their hands, it’s a, it’s a, it’s a…. It's a sink.
Nobody ever tells you that such a massive part of your adult life will be spent waiting for the only other person in the house to move so you can get to the cupboard you need.
If you pick up a shell and hold it close to to your ear, you can hear the sound of a ballistics expert shouting at you for contaminating evidence.
David Mitchell with one of the funniest jokes I have ever heard, here. youtu.be/Q1dqNms-_XA?...
Are elephants attracted to David Mitchell? Would I Lie to You?: Series 8 Episode 4 - BBC
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My teacher brother has just informed me that his primary school kids now refer to anything shit or old fashioned as "Brexit". Which has made my morning.
I wrote a beautiful ballad on my friend's piano last night. When she finds out it's permanent marker, she's going to go apeshit.
I am still fearful of whistling in the street, in case Jools Holland suddenly appears and starts accompanying me on the piano.
Current energy level: Bob Dylan in the We Are The World video.
Bob Dylan's 'We Are The World' Cringe Moment
Alt: Bob Dylan'semi-comatose, disinterested showing.
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This picture of Trevor Brooking does look like he was a guest star in an episode of Columbo.
2026, and still no sign of restaurants getting the toast-to-pâté ratio anywhere near right.
When people say "hurting you is the LAST thing I want to do", they're admitting that it's on their list, and they're saving it till the end.
I've read through my employment contract 3 times and at no point does it specify that I can't unleash bees in the office
Things the Trump administration opposes: Anti-fascists Anti-corruption bodies The international criminal court
The Guardian@theguardian.com · 4d agoTrump administration withdraws US from Greco anti-corruption monitoring body
I am 53, and I still have no idea whether it's ok to eat crisps with a bit of green in them.
[IN A TV DRAMA PRODUCTION MEETING] “So, this scene where she gets texted a vital piece of information - we could have it written out clearly on the screen, Sherlock-style, BUT, I say we go with a brief glimpse of her phone at a weird angle, so it’s impossible to read without pausing”
All things considered, I don't think I've ever wanted to be anything more in my life than a fat bear. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
'Backpack' declared Alaska's Fat Bear Week winner
"Backpack" defeated a bear known only as "910" in the final round of the annual competition.
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That awkward moment when your optician asks you to read out some letters, and they’re ones he’s intercepted from his wife to a man in prison.
Very happy to see Blue Lights is back, and that the writing is still shit hot.
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