Only my missus could justify leaning a heavy pair of stepladders and a sweeping brush up against my newly-painted wall. I've suggested she applies for a job in the Knesset or the Cabinet of Israel. #RenovationBlues
The Great Valerio 🕶
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Funambulist. Has no friends.
Champagne flutes don't fit easily into the top shelf of my #Bosch dishwasher - which is a bit of a let-down. or should that be onto?
I've got the mothballing my hi-fi blues And it's the meanest blues of all Mothballing my hi-fi blues Don't want to talk about it at all #LinnSondek #Revox #Ruark #blues
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eops@eops.bsky.social · 3d agoTODAY! 9-11am on lovewillsavetheday.fm its The Black Wax Solution Radio Show. 2 hours of misdirected Funk, Soul and Disco. All washed down with gentle chatter and positive affirmations. LET'S DO BREAKFAST!
Helen Whately was in my top Tory tottie fantasy sex romp. I don't apologise. #bbcqt
Wide awake early this morning. A person can think a lot of thoughts and tread a lot of roads between the dawn and the wee small hours. And to a man like me, to whom memory is slowly become a reality, resolve can come just as clearly and inevitably as the heavenly bodies on a clear September night.
All I wanted for today, was for you to imagine my shapely frame, my gorgeous face - and my snug-fitting shreddies which hold their own mischievous little secrets. But could you have handled that? I doubt it. Just as well I kept it to myself then.
I'd just like to say that the cover to the new Micky Dolenz EP is making me smile tonight. It's so *right*.
Woke this morning thinking, you know what Val - you range across subjects so wildly that followers et al can barely keep you in sight. You constantly interrupt yourself - and then erase yourself as soon as you've made yourself. It's no other wonder people
Another wasted day. Sometimes it’s difficult to try and find meaning in the insanity I witness there, and in the madness that sometimes falls out of my head. In the end, I fear my long battle against that insanity and the madness of my own minds, might not have been worth it. #RenovationBlues
Don't normally do this but, I'm loaded. My top 5 from the day I turned 18. Bob Dylan – Blood on the Tracks David Bowie – Young Americans Patti Smith – Horses Bruce Springsteen – Born to Run Led Zeppelin – Physical Graffiti So fucking what? I hear you say. You're right. Now leave me alone.
Tom Ewing@tomewing.bsky.social · 6d agoMy Top 5 Albums On The Day I Turned 18 (Reconstructed) Public Enemy, IT TAKES A NATION OF MILLIONS TO HOLD US BACK Pixies, DOOLITTLE The Smiths, THE QUEEN IS DEAD Pet Shop Boys, INTROSPECTIVE feel like I'm forgetting something vital for the fifth one but I'll say Carter USM, 30SOMETHING
For fuck's sake, slow your spin Charlotte. And your kids are all over the fucking place - KEEP 'EM IN CHECK! No more overnight webs. PLEASE! #renovation
'Always buy rollers that fit one of the 21000 handles we have lyning around in the garage.' Memo to my missus. #renovation
Number of solitary bees to visit and/or nest in the home I made for them - zero. Fucking ingrates.
The Great Valerio 🕶@thegreatvalerio.bsky.social · 4mo agoWell, since my bae-bees left me I found ’em a new place to dwell It’s screwed to the end of my summerhouse Called the ‘Air Bee‘n’Bee’ Where they’ll bee, they’ll bee so solitary Well, they’re so solitary They’ll bee so solitary by-and-by #RedMason #Leafcutter
No need for that surely? He's only pulling faces.
Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot@bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 7d agoActor Will Mellor beaten in Cumbria world gurning championships
Woke this morning, flicking through notebooks full of promises and frantically posting to social media from an angle of spiritual despair and emotional disturbance, attempting to work through the sources of distress, vexation and discontent with a view to exorcising them articulately. #renovation
Things my missus does deliberately, just to annoy me: an occasional series. 93. Pops tablets from their blister packs in a haphazard fashion leaving an irregular pattern and doesn't close the tabs and flap on the box.
What's he going to do, then? Travel forward in time?
The Guardian@theguardian.com · 7d ago‘I can’t wait for the Ashes’: new England Test coach Fleming targets No 1 spot
People who use an electric toothbrush* with manual toothbrush* actions. #names *teethbrush™
