The Hellsage
@thehellsage.bsky.social
34, fluid, ASD. Opinions are mine.
Damon Albarn beginning the Gorillaz US tour by holding up the Palestinian flag and talking about how you should never be neutral is really nice to see but also really funny that he did this with a giant muppet right behind him
this is what the segments would look like on a left-wing fox news right now - should trump be impeached over gas prices? - a count of the number of times he said the strait was opened - hegseths obsession with erect penis and hairless bodies - another gas price segment - silly animals
msnow is currently doing a segment about hasan piker being a problem for dems
i don't understand how the gas prices have not yet caused a mutiny
* A country is strongest when its people protect one another’s rights, even when they disagree.
Several folks are rolling “crowd sourced” TTRPG-related databases. I love data! But I love SUSTAINABLE projects. Any site aiming to collect data (ESPECIALLY now) should have a page detailing: - metadata structure - initial seed corpus - intended audience - tech documentation - interoperability
Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise.
you can always tell when all the Harvard/Yale/Princeton guys in the media have decided to talk about something
In my last job (Washington Post Opinion section), I was asked repeatedly to write about the book "Abundance." I kept making excuses. Finally, I just bluntly stated that there are many, many books published about politics and it was strange that the entire political media was obsessed with this one.
No fucking shit buddy. This is what we were trying to tell you.
* CARNEY SAYS U.S. TERMS IN TRADE TALKS MEANT CANADIAN INDUSTRIES EITHER WOULD BECOME U.S. SUBSIDIARIES OR BE WOUND DOWN * CANADA SAYS WE CAN START HAVING TRADE DISCUSSIONS WITH THE U.S. WHEN "AMERICANS STOP DOING MEMES, STOP THROWING SHADE, STOP TRYING TO BE TOUGH AND START BEING SERIOUS"
Yall started southern shit but its a very all gender inclusive greeting and has thus propagated People honestly aren’t putting on airs
Minor point but I really hate this performative “y’all” people do to try and appear more folksy. I don’t type in a Yorkshire accent and I did people would rightly tell me to shut up.
The Milo stuff is the perfect picture of fascism. You think you're protected because you go as big as you can on racism, you spend years harassing the movement's perceived enemies, you even disavow your own sexuality. They'll still throw you in a cage over the tiniest disagreement already forgotten.
Methinks they doth protest too much!
Bless Jon Ossoff For Triggering MAGA Just By Saying "Natalie"
They're melting.
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OK. @jamellebouie.net has a great takedown of our pundit class. Exhibit 1 is David Brooks. Guess what? Yale just hired him to teach undergrads. 1/ youtu.be/46tpqFxfomI?...
The pundits have completely lost the plot
YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie
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More lying per the usual. In this case, grifting credit for things done by others.
CrunchyRoll buying RightStuf, folding it into the CrunchyRoll store thus letting a lot of the RightStuf exclusive releases fall out of print, and then making access to the store a higher membership exclusive perk is brazenly indefensibly awful
I was always gonna boycott the Harry Potter TV series but I would urge anyone on the fence to stop engaging with the franchise as long as JKR is using her proceeds to fund her continued attacks on trans people and allies. Reheated nostalgia slop just isn’t worth it.
Okay so for those keeping count: Walls don't exist, ledges are a suggestion, rupees are... kind of needed, swimming is overpowered and the Triforce doesn't exist. All thanks to your generous donations for our glitch exhibition!!! #SGDQ2026
🏁TIME🏁 #SGDQ2026 has raised a total amount of $2,408,701 for @doctorswithoutborders.org!!! Thank you to everyone who made this marathon possible, and to all of you for your amazing generosity & support. 💙 See you next time at #AGDQ2027!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you for the outpouring of support and kindness after this run. I’m so happy with how it went, and I couldn’t be more grateful for the two wonderful lads I had w/ me. Before the run, I told Roffle & my brother that I wanted the seed to be difficult — boy oh boy did that monkey’s paw curl LMAO
Pushing Balatro to naneinf. @adef.bsky.social was not messing around in this run! #SGDQ2026
absolutely baffling run - quack puts so much of her heart and soul into everything she does and it's amazing to watch 🥺
Absolutely Amazing Crab Rave! @quacksilver.bsky.social's blindfolded with perfect timing in Rift of the NecroDancer. #SGDQ2026
Pushing Balatro to naneinf. @adef.bsky.social was not messing around in this run! #SGDQ2026
Andy Beshear should just steal mcconnell's senate seat the way mcconnell stole Obama's Supreme Court seat.
Lindsey Graham was a simple, tragic man to understand. He lacked a moral core. The great empty spaces of his life were filled with an insatiable need for “relevance.” He found it as a cast member in the most malignant reality show ever made. steveschmidt.substack.com/p/lindsey-kn...
Lindsey knew better. He chose worse.
Lindsey Graham was a lonely and unprincipled man who betrayed his country for power and his decency for attention.
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DID YOU KNOW IF YOU FIND A HORSESHOE CRAB THATS BEEN TAGGED BY THE FISH AND WILDLIFE SERVICE AND SUBMIT THE LOCATION YOU SAW IT USING THE FORM ON FWS DOT GOV SLASH CRABTAG THEY SEND YOU A BEAUTIFUL CRAB PIN