The Hated Spider-Man!
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Im pretty sure if I sat on someones lap theyd die.
Kneeling on a corner of the skyscraper, brooding. Fist clenched as sparks fly across his knuckle. ...He knows what he must do and hates every second of it.
A sigh..looking down at his fist. " Alright...I know what I have to do. "
"Dex always crawls back from under some pile of trash to kill someone again..."
" HES STILL ALIVE?! FFFFUCK I thought he died- "
"Great... Bullseye. I REALLY needed THAT in my life."
" Well you'll have to kill me to get that out of me. " He chuckles, crossing his arms. " Why are you here anyway? I thought you gods had golden thrones and vineyards to attend. "
“ . . . I will let that reaction slide . But just know I prefer the trembling in fear and prayer . Begging-for-your-life response better . ”
" ...huh? " The mask comes back. " I'm sorry goddess? How many divine beings am I going to meet. Damn- "
“ baby , you were so cool until you said that last part . ” She snickered a bit , “ the goddess Neith would enjoy you I assume . She is a spider herself , but we don't get along . ”
" Well I dont have the arms but I got six eyes and moving fangs. " The suit opens the mask showing the mutation on him. Six black as night eyes and the moving mandibles. " And I don't kill. Not if I can help it. "
“ I suppose you are . You are missing some crucial details . Some arms , some eyes , and maybe even melting your prey . Tell me , spider , do you melt your prey .ᐣ ”
Grunting, pulling a bullet out of his stomach.
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In his civ clothes, buying a coffee and bagel. A nice morning so far.
He squints at his holo-screen and laughs. " Damn, they couldve worded that differently. "
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Yawn, waking up from a deep sleep last night.
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it is kinda funny.