// I JUST PEED MY PANTS LAUGHING YOU ALL ARE GOING TO HELL
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@theknocker.bsky.social
mun 23
Forest i cant believe bones ripped ass so hard he has to murder the innocent
( he would slowly rise from his bed, farting straight to his door and quickly exiting to the hall THEN to the outdoors, slamming it Looks like he's off to go kill some innocent villages. He had his axe in hand. But whats strange is that he was in a whole new attire. Not his traditional attire )
( sniffles ) I'm done cooking forever... ( Crying loudly into the pillow ) SINCE I CAN'T SHARE MY LOVE THROUGH FOOD!
( BREAKING DOWN!! He's crying in his bed. A total wreck. An insult to not just his scent, but now his cooking? He feels so betrayed! )
I STINK. I SUCK AT COOKING. MY PARTNERS HATE ME. I SHOULD DIE
My mates hate my COOKING... WAAAHH
I didn't know I stank... Why would you guys let me walk around stinky... This is why I don't have or make friends.
I'm not stinky... π Am I stinky... ?
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME, WHY ARE YOU BEING A SNOTTY BITCH!!!! π’
π' πππππππππ. . .@divinesadism.bsky.social Β· 2h agoγ € i am a cerberus. i have the strongest sense of smell in all of dante's inferno. it is most definitely you γ €
I sometimes just stare at Eros and Zen's huge man boobs. Sorry but your tits kept yelling at me so I couldn't hear.
// where are bookmarks on here
Anyone a werewolf?? I need some extra fun.
. . . ( WALKS AWAY!! NOT THE BEST AT COMFORTING STRANGERS )
Knott Evill@kindwarlock.bsky.social Β· 4h ago[he's crying.]
I ACCIDENTALLY TOMATO'D THE BLIND GUY
" wait, but, Wait you're being serious about proposing?! " A bit flabbergasted! He covered his mouth. A new emotion shown. He just stood there for a second " I thought we were... Just messing around, Zen... "
Zenor@thevalemonk.bsky.social Β· 12h ago"yes-" He's just revealing a diamond. Raw. from the earth. "I had ta..fight a few smaller creatures fer it."
I can't give warnings anymore. Hmpf
// hey yall getting to replies so here
Men are cute when they're pathetic. Okay this old man has drank a bit too much, goodnight.