“Self defense techniques for the well endowed broads” Number 7 will shock you
Evil DaImpact
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I am evil now +18 or so help me god I will annihilate you
Just remembered I made these like 2 years ago Pay attention 2 me >:|
Making robots is inherently an occult process where you upset the order of nature by putting divinity into the inanimate
The ops hate to see me pulling up in the goon scooter
No matter what, it’s important to have fun despite the haters, especially if you are several kilometers taller than the haters. What are they gonna do? Stop you from blowing your load across the whole world? They can’t even be on the same continent as you because of the thick miasma of pheromones.
“Worry not my dearest, as you can see WD-40 is capable of making all things work. Even my monolithic hole stretcher can fit with the careful application of WD-40.”
They got kicked out of the pool because *someone* blew their load leaving 28 women and 5 men pregnant
No matter what, it’s important to have fun despite the haters, especially if you are several kilometers taller than the haters. What are they gonna do? Stop you from blowing your load across the whole world? They can’t even be on the same continent as you because of the thick miasma of pheromones.
Quote with an old piece ya still like! Rubrum x Setareh!!
SPARKING Krello || Krello.PNG@krello.bsky.social · 11mo agoThis is still one piece I'm mad proud of, a fun display of everything I learned at the time! Quote with an old piece ya still like, let's keep it going!! ✨
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I hate working at the city that gets blown up by futa bitches man, I clock in at the Waffle House and it’s completely flooded with cum and this broad has the audacity to order 50,000 pecan waffles like every line chef and the freezer aren’t pregnant now
If you’ve been very good, Santa is bringing some very “exotic” gifts this year. And since you so kindly left out the catnip by the chimney, she’s here to stretch you all night long.
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I hate working at the city that gets blown up by futa bitches man, I clock in at the Waffle House and it’s completely flooded with cum and this broad has the audacity to order 50,000 pecan waffles like every line chef and the freezer aren’t pregnant now
If you’ve been very good, Santa is bringing some very “exotic” gifts this year. And since you so kindly left out the catnip by the chimney, she’s here to stretch you all night long.
What the fuck dude it’s an event for kids you can’t wear that.
ECHO MAKER - “Capital does not believe it can fail, which is why it must fail.” VOLITION - So young. So *unbearably* young… HALF LIGHT - Why do you see the two of them with their backs against a bullet-pocked wall, all of a sudden?
Thinking about giving jenny her shoulder pads back, what yall think?
