People with normal brains will never know the thrill of not being able to concentrate on your work because you're too busy thinking of funny phrases to sing to the tune of "someone's in the kitchen with dinah"
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cool stuff, slick stuff, neat stuff
This right here is why these AI guys talk up their product like it's some sentient super intelligence. Because it absolves them of responsibility when they do shit like this. "Oh the AI is too powerful, sorry about that! *wink*"
Just helping with editing here. These bots aren’t sentient. They’re doing what they’re programmed to do. OpenAI, a private company supposedly bound by laws, committed federal crimes.
Yes I need to hear about being muscular from a bunch of guys that couldn't do 10 push-ups if their life depended on it
“Muscular Christianity” means that when when you’re glazing the serial predator president who deports refugee children, executes fishermen, and builds idols to himself, you TYPE REALLY HARD.
I'm just thinking back to COVID when our pundits and media intellectuals were incensed and enraged about kids falling behind in their education because we were doing remote schooling.
Ezra Klein asked Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang about AI making kids worse at math and reading. Huang’s reply: “Does it matter?” Then he said he doesn’t know his own address or phone number. “We’re going to lose some fine intellectual dexterity.” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/o...
Hey bud, I wonder if the reverse is also true? You're doing the same thing you are criticizing. Laudable when a centrist does it, banal when a leftist does it. But yes, everyone else is biased, not you!
The actual deal with Mamdani is that *leftists are emotionally invested in Mamdani's success* so when he does very banal incremental things they get happy while when the Biden administration did much bigger things they didn't care. But you can just open your heart to meliorism in general.
I have long been saying that dunce needs to make a comeback as an insult. I use it all the time. Like your mom, it feels good on the tongue lol
FOX: We’re active with Iran—how do you get out? El-Sayed: You don’t get in in the first place. We had an agreement that had contained nuclear weapons. We did not need to do this, so the first time the dunce got elected he pulled back on the agreement.
We aren't far away from debtor's prisons full of guys who owe 10k because it didn't hit 75 degrees in Detroit on Sept 26th
more than 70% of kalshi users are underwater, just imagine: now you can lose money you don’t have. my assumption is that in their internal product pipeline, they already have a collections agency ready to spin up.
Drunk guy that stands by the pool tables and remarks about all the shots but never plays
it's JD's first day at standing school (Kent Nishimura/Pool via Getty)
Call me Poncho. Mr Munch was my father.
Just found a new guy
Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
'oh so you want china to beat us' bro what the hell do i care leave me to the humble life i am trying to build for myself
The thing I never see people mentioning about this guy and others like him is that they WANT young men to be miserable. They don't want them getting girlfriends or having hobbies or being happy. Because then they won't feel the need to watch their videos anymore.
Oh no
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush originally meant that one handjob was better than two sex. Because everyone smelled super funky down there back in the day
This is not a serious political party. They don't care about winning, they only care about appeasing their corporate overlords. They'd rather live under fascism than upset tech billionaires. Pathetic, spineless cowards like always.
Fail. (Big piece on this tomorrow.) www.politico.com/news/2026/09...
1. When Elliott runs into ET in the cornfield 2. When ET turns white and sick 3. Anytime ET yelled Fuck that gross little goblin
1. The aliens from Cocoon 2. A resurrected Jesus Christ hiding in the furnace room in our basement (after Easter mass) 3. Mario in the Tanooki suit but as a real guy sneaking around in our backyard
Liberals right after an election loss: why are there are so many non-voters!? We need to mobilize the people who stayed home! Liberals during the next election: well clearly the only way to win an election is to court Republican votes! It hasn't worked yet, but dammit it will this time!
He should be pressured. He should do better. But he has to win the election to be in the position to be pressured.
Yeah, money. Almost any "why are we doing this" question is answered by the simple fact that someone is making money off of it. Greed was the original sin of Adam and Eve and it will be the death of the planet and everything we know
Can anyone give me a good reason as to why we keep fighting wars in the name of “defending our country” when all we have accomplish is the death of 100’s of thousands of mostly innocent people, including our own?
Fartlow is from Scotland, which means the first tower was hit about 12:45pm local time for her. But they let school out at noon? What did this Scottish school know and why were they never investigated??
A helpful key here for understanding what wingnuttery is and how it works, here. I 100% guarantee you this did not happen and that the boys she’s talking about - she later clarified they were “Pakistani” - do not exist. And yet, I can also assure you Eve is *absolutely convinced* she saw this.
Ah 9/11, the day I'm supposed to care very much about the 3000 people that died 25 years ago while simultaneously ignoring the fact that our healthcare system kills more than that every month. Because when you kill people for money, well that's just freedom baby!
Happy one year since Charlie Kirk finally became the thing he always pretended to be, a redneck
dear god.. a flavor scientist at the Cheetos factory has published a blog post saying no one is prepared for how "dangerously cheesy" they are
OpenAI’s top scientist, in a blog post on Sunday, warns that artificial intelligence is evolving so rapidly that it is becoming increasingly difficult for humans to understand and control it. Here is the post: openai.com/index/an-ali... And a couple of small excerpts--clear warnings.
Joker voice- If every time we leave the house, my toddler shits his pants, nobody panics. Because that's all "part of the plan." But if Dad squeezes out just one little old turd in public, everyone loses their minds!
All of these guys would have sat out or voted 3rd party if Bernie had been the nominee. And they'd have felt morally superior for doing so. Just like with conservatives, liberals' rules are for other people and never themselves.
Stancilsphere guys are just openly embracing collaborator logic now
"We should spend more money on public health than we do on war" Journalists: Can you believe this? What a monster!
Yeah man, "burger flippers" are unionized. That's why they make minimum wage. Moron.
Opinion | Postdocs Aren’t Burger Flippers: Why Unionization Is a Bad Idea Unionization disrupts the bespoke mentor-mentee relationships that are central to the advancement of science. By Evan D. Morris: https://bit.ly/3Sus7fa #EDUSky #AcademicSky #HigherEd
lmao the marketplace of ideas contingent always takes it really hard when they lose in their own imaginary thing
Legitimately so funny. It’s practically satire.
100 bucks says these will barely ever be used and this was all just a handout to some fascist psycho that owns the company
ICE approved the shock gloves for the shock troops.