TheIneptBirder

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Previously on twitter. Bird stuff, #worstbirdpic's, and carbs.

First warbler of fall migration! Sorry, no blurry pics for you. Only got brief looks but it was maybe a Chestnut-sided with its ironically bright switcheroo fall plumage. If you can't get outside today, here is some armchair birding for you. Find the bird! It’s nice to have an easy one, huh? 🪶

A tall white wading bird sits in a bunch of trees just off-center. Beneath is brown river water.

Spent a couple days in NE Kansas last week and added a few year-birds. One of my faves was the Dickcissel—lots of them, actually—which were all over the wetland areas. Love these sturdy vigorous musical characters! 🪶

Large songbird sitting on a wetland plant. It's a Dickcissel, a prairie bird with a large conical bill, brown back, yellow and white front, and black marks on its throat and elsewhere in patterns I've never figured out.Large songbird sitting on a wetland wildflower. It's a Dickcissel, a prairie bird with a large conical bill, brown back, yellow and white front, and black marks on its throat and elsewhere in patterns I've never figured out. In the background is a sign on a building that reads "Baker Wetlands [something obscured] Discovery."Wide-angle view of a wetland in summer. Foreground is green and lush, above is a blue sky.

Sorry I’ve been so quiet and boring here lately. It’s hot and the birds are hiding and the news is depressing and I’m just staying home working on my project to get people to stop saying “ways in which” when they can just say “ways.”

Went to Florida this weekend for some birding ….no, jk, we went to northern freaking Ohio, where we found Glossy freaking Ibises cavorting with Black-necked Stilts. Just fyi, that’s a new thing. <Cough-#climatechange-cough> 🪶

Two large wading birds standing in a marsh. The far one is a Glossy Ibis with a long curved bill and dark iridescent body; the near one is a Black-necked Stilt with a long thin bill, long skinny legs, a white front, and black back.

I'm digging through my spring migration pics and vids, and among all the blurry warblers were a lot of fantastic Rose-breasted Grosbeaks. They must be so confused that they're not the stars of migration season. Love these guys. 🪶

I hadn’t seen a cuckoo all year so imagine my delight when this beautiful Yellow-billed Cuckoo appeared. This cool bird flies all the way from South America to spend its summers here—every appearance a small miracle. This is my best and only pic. Another tragi-comic #worstbirdpic, sigh. 🪶

A large songbird stands on a branch, its head completely obscured by a leaf. It's a Yellow-billed Cuckoo with a light brown back, long tail, and a white neck and belly.

We’ve reached that annual episode of birding when it suddenly becomes less visual and more aural. Don’t fight it. Just surrender. Not pictured: Acadian Flycatcher, Eastern Towhee, Blackpoll Warbler, Wood Thrush, Pileated Woodpecker, Great Crested Flycatcher, ... 🪶

A fairly dense deciduous forest with a full canopy of bright green leaves

It’s flycatcher season! ID tips: 1) Find elusive flycatcher lurking in the woods. 2) Consult apps, books, internet, passers-by, and/or chosen god for answers. Nope. 3) Quietly approach bird and ethically collect a DNA sample. You’re almost done. 4) Set up your field-case DNA sequencer… 🪶

A small songbird (probably an Acadian Flycatcher but who really knows) sits on a twig in the woods. It has a grayish back, two faint wing bars, a dark head, and an inscrutable air.

For those who can’t get outside today, here is some armchair birding for you. Pic taken today. Deep in the woods of Ohio sat an exotic tropic migrant. Try to find it! (Sometimes it's nice to have an easy win, right?) 🪶

A bright red bird (Scarlet Tanager) sits in the bottom-right corner of a pic filled with green leaves and branches.