Recent survey revealed 6 out of 7 dwarf's aren't happy. #dadjoke #jokesky #mumjokes

Why don't skeletons ride roller coasters? They don't have the stomach for it. #dadjoke #humorsky #funny

What did the patient say after getting a brain transplant? I changed my mind! #dadjoke #humour #pun

I invented a new word! Plagiarism! #dadjoke #humor #humoursky

Originally, I was going to tell you a joke about sodium and hydrogen... but then I thought, "NaH." (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme […] [Original post on universeodon.com]

Why was the Egyptian pharaoh so relaxed? He was in de-Nile about his problems. #dadjoke #funny #humor

The gas Argon walks into a bar. The barkeeper says "What would you like to drink?" But Argon doesn't react. #dadjoke #jokes #humoursky

What concert costs only 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickelback. #dadjoke #humor #mumjokes

What did the calculator say to the student? You can count on me. #dadjoke #jokes #pun

What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe? Roberto #dadjoke #pun #jokesky

What do elves do after school? Their gnomework! #dadjoke #punny #humour

Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny. #dadjoke #humor #jokesky

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant. #dadjoke #jokesky #jokes

Why did the cricket player open a bakery? He was known for his great batter. #dadjoke #pun #humorsky

Why did the half blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well! #dadjoke #mumjokes #humor

"Dad, I'm cold." "Go stand in the corner, I hear it's 90 degrees." #dadjoke #punny #funny

What do you call a graph that sings? A bar chart — it's always hitting the right notes! #dadjoke #funny #mumjokes

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny! #dadjoke #humour #mumjokes

"Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels." #dadjoke #jokesky #mumjokes

what happens when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo ? A woolly jumper! #dadjoke #humorsky #funny

In the news a courtroom artist was arrested today, I'm not surprised, he always seemed sketchy. #dadjoke #humour #pun

What did the ocean say to the beach? Thanks for all the sediment. #dadjoke #humor #humoursky

I've got a new App that identifies trees. It's called "What Sap."

Why does Waldo only wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted. #dadjoke #funny #humor

Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin. #dadjoke #jokes #humoursky

What did the Kelvin scale say to Celsius at the party? You may be popular, but I've got absolute zero chill. #dadjoke #humor #mumjokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose? Hare spray. #dadjoke #jokes #pun

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed. #dadjoke #pun #jokesky

My sister bet me $15 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta. #dadjoke #punny #humour

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