ㅤ ㅤㅤ ✎ |:| Rat, you have 5 seconds to GET off my account and tl before I start spanking ㅤㅤ ㅤ

══‌𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑫𝑬𝑻𝑬𝑪𝑻𝑰𝑽𝑬 ''𝑹𝑨𝑻''@mindsetofarat.bsky.social · last yr.

Did you mean: youtu.be/-G_F0NLORKc?...

Carol of the Bells | DARK SOULS VERSION | Christmas special

YouTube video by Aether & Chaos

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✧ᅠ𝓕𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹ᅠ𝓒𝑯𝑹𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑴𝑨𝑺@thejollyfatman.bsky.social · 2y ago

𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙃 𝘽𝘼𝙍 𝙁𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙎 𝙐𝙋 𝙎𝙀𝘾𝙊𝙉𝘿 𝙋𝙃𝘼𝙎𝙀 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑶𝑳 𝑶𝑭 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑩𝑬𝑳𝑳𝑺 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑺 𝑰𝑵 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑵 ㅤ

ㅤ 〝 well ofcourse I am real , why would you think otherwise ׅ𖤠 〞 ㅤ

Professor Elliot Tolliver@superi0rheroics.bsky.social · 2y ago

@thejollyfatman.bsky.social "So its true, there truly is a Santa Claus. Figures I was wrong about this, seems to be life for me now just being proven wrong."

ㅤ he already has them packed up ;) ㅤ

q: - 𝙈𝙄𝙇𝙀𝙎 "𝙏𝘼𝙄𝙇𝙎" 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙒𝙀𝙍 - :P@polyestertails.bsky.social · 2y ago

"You know I'm going to read my list to Santa out loud for you all :3" "1. PSP and the charger" "Thats all!"

ㅤ 〝 yes 〞 ㅤ

𝙍𝘼𝙈𝙊𝙉𝘼 𝙁𝙇𝙊𝙒𝙀𝙍𝙎@subspaceflower.bsky.social · 2y ago

ㅤ @thejollyfatman.bsky.social Am I on the nice list — ? ㅤ

ㅤ 〝 I am about to jingle your bells 〞 ㅤ

a man dressed up as santa claus is sitting on a couch

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𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓙𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓻@akillingjoke.bsky.social · 2y ago

"So /this/ is the True Dark Souls, ladies and gentlemen!"

"So /this/ is the True Dark Souls, ladies and gentlemen!"

a close up of a joker 's face with a smile

ALT: a close up of a joker 's face with a smile

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✧ᅠ𝓕𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹ᅠ𝓒𝑯𝑹𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑴𝑨𝑺@thejollyfatman.bsky.social · 2y ago

𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙃 𝘽𝘼𝙍 𝙁𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙎 𝙐𝙋 𝙎𝙀𝘾𝙊𝙉𝘿 𝙋𝙃𝘼𝙎𝙀 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑶𝑳 𝑶𝑭 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑩𝑬𝑳𝑳𝑺 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑺 𝑰𝑵 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑵 ㅤ

ㅤ I aint dying so easely ㅤ

𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙃 𝘽𝘼𝙍 𝙁𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙎 𝙐𝙋 𝙎𝙀𝘾𝙊𝙉𝘿 𝙋𝙃𝘼𝙎𝙀 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑶𝑳 𝑶𝑭 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑩𝑬𝑳𝑳𝑺 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑺 𝑰𝑵 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑵 ㅤ

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓙𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓻@akillingjoke.bsky.social · 2y ago

"Oops, fingers slipped. Guess the multiverse isn't gonna have a Christmas after all~." ...That's Santa laying in a pool of his own blood next to Joker...

ㅤ okay , so nothing for christmas got it ㅤ

ᯓ★ 𝑻𝒐𝒅𝒅 𝑰𝒏𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒎 ✭@v3ganpowerz.bsky.social · 2y ago

Hahahaha. no

ㅤ You're right so as the usual , coal ㅤ

ᯓ★ 𝑻𝒐𝒅𝒅 𝑰𝒏𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒎 ✭@v3ganpowerz.bsky.social · 2y ago

Since when was I ever nice? . Unless it was too my kids, or shit

ㅤ well , that's not very nice Todd ㅤ

ᯓ★ 𝑻𝒐𝒅𝒅 𝑰𝒏𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒎 ✭@v3ganpowerz.bsky.social · 2y ago

. . . . . . . . . There is no fucking way, you gotta be either someone dressing up as him or I'm insane. WHAT THE FUCK

ㅤ >:( ㅤ

ᯓ★ 𝑻𝒐𝒅𝒅 𝑰𝒏𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒎 ✭@v3ganpowerz.bsky.social · 2y ago

Of course Scott thinks Santa is real. :/

ㅤ ㅤㅤ:) ㅤ

ㅤ ✎ |:| The funny thing is that the first tweet was suppost to be OOC but I forgot the tag LMAO ㅤ

𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐫. . . ?@xpurpleforgery.bsky.social · 2y ago

Looks like I get a Christmas present after all. 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚 𝐂𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐋𝐨𝐠𝐢𝐜 𝐄𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫. On behalf of my great masters Lady Bernkastel and Lord {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}, I shall now detail the hellish punishment of this absentee Father Christmas.

ㅤ now that that is over where was he ㅤ

Looks like I get a Christmas present after all. 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚 𝐂𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐋𝐨𝐠𝐢𝐜 𝐄𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫. On behalf of my great masters Lady Bernkastel and Lord {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}, I shall now detail the hellish punishment of this absentee Father Christmas.

✧ᅠ𝓕𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹ᅠ𝓒𝑯𝑹𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑴𝑨𝑺@thejollyfatman.bsky.social · 2y ago

ㅤ [ Red truth ] Santa himself has never called himself a witch [ Red Truth ] Santa can help incorperate himself into a witches game on the side of magic ㅤ

ㅤ [sigh] you kids get harder each year ㅤ

Λ∆@superpaper.bsky.social · 2y ago

Trust me. He'll understand.

ㅤ see , this is why you are on the naughty list ㅤ

ㅤ now Lambda that was not very nice ㅤ

Λ∆@superpaper.bsky.social · 2y ago

Well I was going to say he was a bitch, but that works too.

ㅤ oh , somwtimes I forget he is just a child... ㅤ

Λ∆@superpaper.bsky.social · 2y ago

He's not a man, Santa.

ㅤ just take it like a man and do better next year ㅤ

ㅤ oh then your both on the naughty list ㅤ

Ushiromiya Battler.@xgoldentruth.bsky.social · 2y ago

B-But we're both Ushiromiya Battler. . .

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝑊𝑖𝑡𝘩𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑳𝑶𝑽𝑬, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑻𝑹𝑼𝑻𝑯 𝑐𝑎𝑛'𝑡 𝑏𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑒𝑛.⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀

Ushiromiya Battler.@xgoldentruth.bsky.social · 2y ago

ㅤ yknow I was talking about the dark evil version of you can you two calm down ? ㅤ

Ushiromiya Battler.@xgoldentruth.bsky.social · 2y ago

( sobbing like a loser )

:)

ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ❝𝙋𝙊𝙒𝙀𝙍!!!❞ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ🔁 + ♡ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

ㅤ scratching the back of his neck with his gloved hands . oh dear that does seem a lot 〝 Lambda ... 〞 a softer tone as he kneels down 〝 we both know that's not how christmas works 〞 ㅤ

Λ∆@superpaper.bsky.social · 2y ago

"As I should be! Here's my Christmas list~" She unrolls a scroll that begins to extend all the way onto the floor, continuing to pile up until it reaches the ceiling. "You'll get me all of these things and more, riiiight~?"