Seabird

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"I Want To Cum So Hard It Kills Me..." A Horny And Perverted Real Life College Girl Who Gets Excited For Immoral Behavior Is Cumming Hard Today She's Experiencing 117 Consecutive Orgasms Momoka(Age 20) Momoka Fujino

Dude what the fuck is Moby Dick even about everytime I see a quote from the quote bot it's genuinely Ishmael saying some bullshit like "I grabbed firmly onto his dick and slapped his buttocks so that he let out a ferocious roar like that of the whale'

becoming a parent has turned out to be a great excuse to learn the entire alphabet. sometimes he’ll ask me what a letter is and i’m like well shit, bubba. let’s find out together

Stay tuned for my other articles "Warrior Within is the Zenith of what Prince of Persia was Meant to Be" and "Doom 3 is the Best Doom because it's Dark and that made it Spooky"

I think the media literacy crisis is exactly the same as it’s been since I’ve been conscious there is literally always an army of motherfuckers who did not understand a book, or movie or painting and who never progressed past the moral quandary of green eggs and ham

A group were fighting while I was on my 3 hour walk and it went like this *person runs out of house* “and give me my FUCKING backpack back” *3 people follow them* “FUCK YOU. ASSHOLE” “FINE COME AND GET YOUR BACKPACK SINCE ITS APPARENTLY YOUR WHOLE PERSONALITY” HAHDDBHDBDHD??