Another new employee that I’m going to be training tried to text my office phone when they were told to reach out to me in advance of day 1.
The MAJC Man
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It’s football season. Buckeyes, Hoosiers, Tar Heels, anybody who kicks Dabo’s ass, in that order
Nick Mayo
ALT: Nick Mayo
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Increasingly concerned re: people offloading vital cognitive processes by using GIF replies. Expressing snark with words is a core part of being human, don't let some GIF picker widget a startup preloaded with clips of mid range TV shows take that from you!
MAJC Family Rankings after week four 1. Texas 2. Indiana 3. Miami 4. Notre Dame 5. Georgia 6. Bama 7. Florida 8. BYU 9. Texas Tech 10. Utah 11. Ohio State 12. Mississippi St 13. Iowa 14. Cincy 15. UCLA (Next five: Miss, LSU, NDSU, JMU, Virginia tech)
Majc Family Rankings after week two 1. Texas 2. Indiana 3. LSU 4. Miami 5. Georgia 6. Notre Dame 7. Mississippi 8. USC 9. Utah 10. A&M 11. BYU 12. SMU 13. Houston 14. TTUN 15 Tulsa Majc family isn’t ranking teams that don’t make sense to us yet. And also losses mean you’re out as of now
ITS ANOTHER FOOTBALL DAY IN AMERICA
Sickos Safety College Football
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Guys, you don't want to chase after Nancy Mace, you just want to have a fling with a divorced dentist who's had some work done
The list sucks and everyone knows it sucks and the more you talk about it the more incentive they have to make more shitty lists in the future
Every alum is welcome for the singing of alma mater (which is win or lose, not just in victory). However if someone wants to slip and punch out all of JDs teeth while making the final “O”, that’s ok too
Vice President J.D. Vance will attend the Ohio State vs. Illinois football game on Saturday, and is expected on the field to sing "Carmen Ohio" with the team if they win. Franklin County Sheriff has requested $95K to supplement his security. Arrives on Friday.
The fictional characters Romeo and Juliet spoke more Italian than Christopher Columbus.
Robert Eggers is set to direct a new film adaptation of ‘ROMEO AND JULIET’. The film will feature the actors speaking in Olde English. (Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)
“Jesus doesn’t hear the prayers of those who wage war.” — Pope Leo XIV
Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually
The number of people who would’ve been shot on Jan 6 if this had been there, over/under 2
President Trump said his proposed 250-foot triumphal arch will now be a “top grade” military complex that will house drones, snipers and ammunition “for National Security purposes.” https://wapo.st/4deuPN5