Manny Goldstein
@themannygoldstein.bsky.social
Based on a true story *People’s Front of Judea*
Anyone else so jaded that they immediately think, “90 days out from Americans disappointing the fuck out of the world. Again”?
Morgan J Freeman@mjfree.bsky.social · 8h agoToday we are 90 Days out from the November Midterms. 🔵 Democrats Want: Affordable America. Lower gas, groceries, housing, healthcare. Protect voting rights, reproductive rights, and clean air & water.
As a former investigator for the UK Serious Fraud Office, uhh…
💉Josh Rubin, MD@drsandman11.medsky.social · 2d agoCall me crazy, but if a Democratic president had 350 accounts closed by their bank for money laundering it’d be more than a blip in the media
“We’ve recruited a Nazi who is well qualified to teach the police about combating extremism and antisemitism” is maybe the most 2020s British politics sentence I have seen so far this decade
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
Sophia Jetta@werkoderko.bsky.social · last wk.If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
"Yeah, well, I'm gonna go build my own theme park…. With blackjack and hookers! In fact forget the park."
Bender on the Moon - Futurama
Alt: Bender on the Moon - Futurama
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Chris Vannini@chrisvannini.com · 2w agoWhat's a Futurama line that lives forever in your head? Mine is, "Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm My Own Grandpa."
The most English Canadian post I have ever seen. And it’s from overseas. Stay predictable, Quebec.
Kristian van der Vliet@vanders.bsky.social · 2w agoWe can always rely on Quebec to do the most ridiculous thing for anything.
One day, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but one day there’s going to be a list just like this of the failed-reality tv show huckster and his equally corrupt friends and cronies.
Anton Gerashchenko@antongerashchenko.bsky.social · 2w agoThe Kremlin is now like spiders in a jar. A war of all against all has started among the Kremlin elite, accompanied by unprecedented arrests of people who were close to Putin. They used to believe they were "untouchable" and that this status was guaranteed. ⤵️
Unless this “honesty” involves the recognition that immigrants are *not* the root cause of the UK’s problems *but* actually a part of the solution to them, this will be completely pointless. I cannot stress this enough. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Burnham to say UK must be honest about its challenges as he prepares to become PM
Labour leader will visit king to accept role on Monday and will start making cabinet appointments that afternoon
theguardian.com
Pool report from @svdate.bsky.social, who is at the World Cup ceremony: "The president walked onto the field at 1826 to a sustained chorus of boos. Ambient crowd noise was about 78 decibels. Booing brought it to 84."
Host of the Australian broadcaster SBS said on-air ‘they can edit him out’ 😂
Watching this shite match only to have Trump give the trophy to the US time during the ceremony with FIFA’s blessing.
Martinez has been outstanding. No matter what happens, that was 90+ minutes of how to keep your goal.
I am astonished at how badly the checks & balances have utterly failed. The very copper in the walls of the White House are being stripped; it’s monuments mangled & sold. OH BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MIGRANTS
Anyhoo, I still go to sleep tonight safe in the knowledge that, when I was born, we were the World Cup Champions.
So piracy gave way to extortion. Ok.
To this European- The current leadership of the US and A is an incestuous cabal of jingoists and warmongers,mooks and simpletons,hucksters and grifters,liars and conmen…..and the criminally unqualified. She’ll fit right in.
I’m really fucking struggling with this bullshit this week. Four dead monsters and I’m supposed to be tearing my sleeve over it? Get to fuck.
Relying on @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social for football updates may not be my most reliable choice.
Police search for suspect believed to be "white male"
Two of Britain’s biggest bellends showing how incapable they are of understanding the joke…
Bob Shields@robbo03.bsky.social · 4w agoUh oh someone's on to you.
You laugh, but I have to raise kids in this idiot’s world.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4w agoTrump: "We had 11 missiles shot by the Islamic Republic of Japan"
