Just paid the bill to have my driveway path and patio block paved. 42 sheds 😬
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard
@themeadhallbard.bsky.social
#Wülferhamptonian Profanagiest Belligerent malcontent Tuberdoor, Storyteller & Twanglist Senile delinquent Wülferhampton Tech support Murdered at WülfHelm’s behest Testimonials: “Frustratingly degenerate sadistic bastard” “Wilfully obtuse twat”
My latest on Substack (free). How one incredibly stupid Excel error broke Britain. russincheshire.substack.com/p/the-spread...
The Spreadsheet That Broke Britain
The absurd error behind austerity, stagnation and the rise of populist rage.
russincheshire.substack.com
Game. Repost and add your contribution. Make up the name of a rock star using a quintessentially English forename and a surname composing an Indian food. Tarquin Kachori
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard@themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 4d agoGame. Repost and add your contribution. Make up the name of a rock star using a quintessentially English forename and a surname composing an Indian food. Pete Naan.
Game. Repost and add your contribution. Make up the name of a rock star using a quintessentially English forename and a surname composing an Indian food. Pete Naan.
S.C Gibbon esq.@confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 4d agoGame. Repost and add your contribution. Make up the name of a rock star using a quintessentially English forename and a surname composing an Indian food. Billy Bhaji
Game. Repost and add your contribution. Make up the name of a rock star using a quintessentially English forename and a surname composing an Indian food. Billy Bhaji
The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard@themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 4d agoGame. Repost and add your contribution. Make up the name of a rock star using a quintessentially English forename and a surname composing an Indian food. Christine Samosa.
Game. Repost and add your contribution. Make up the name of a rock star using a quintessentially English forename and a surname composing an Indian food. Christine Samosa.
I have to confess that my “Only Phants” website is proving to be less lucrative than I’d hoped.
You know that thing where your having your driveway reconstructed and you’ve parked your car on your neighbours drive (with permission) and they cut their holiday short and come back at 01:15 in the morning? Yeah. That. 🤣
DEEP FUCKING JOY. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Was bidding on a nice fat face quarterzip, emerald green, but now I own four divisions of Russian heavy armour. Ebay has gotten weird.
The problem with rare diseases is that they don't get the funding and attention. But the impact can still be devastating. So, yes, I'm unashamedly seeking publicity for this one.
There has been an Old Fashioned. There is being another.
Furry death walks among us. Murdering bastard.
The problem with rare diseases is that they don't get the funding and attention. But the impact can still be devastating. So, yes, I'm unashamedly seeking publicity for this one.
In an attempt to take back control of my autocorrect, I’ve just reset my device’s dictionary. Which means I have to retrain it to recognise my favourite profanities. And Wülferhampton phrases.
Good Grief!!!! I actually slept.
Right. Brain is buggered. Nite all.
New Game: Repost an artist with another artist who is covering one of the previous artists songs. Molly Tuttle covering Yusif (Cat Steven’s) youtu.be/p-m1-MmN6jE?...
Molly Tuttle - How Can I Tell You (Yusuf / Cat Stevens Cover)
YouTube video by Molly Tuttle
youtu.be
Cardinal Cyn@jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 2w agoyoutube.com/watch?v=P6za... Morning @ashashman1.bsky.social Was yusefs birthday last week so I thought I would start #wulferhampton off with a little ditty Good peelings to you all X
The weather app is teasing me with the possibility of precipitation. The sky, however, is emanating distinct “you’ll be lucky” vibes.
There has been accidental tagliatelle and quite deliberate Barolo. In await the GP qualifying.
That would be 'not a euphonium'.
